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Funny things Koreans believe in:
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Newbie



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jizzo T. Clown wrote:


Stop bashing the country that supports you then.


Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

The past might of England is the sole reason for my job here. Korea has done me no favors. I am greatful to England for making their language the force that it is.

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Who the hell are you people to look at them like little children or pets: "Awww...those Koreans and their silly little beliefs. They're so cute! It's all in good fun, they just don't know any better."


OF COURSE we should be doing that. That's EXACTLY what Korea is. Korea is like your dumbass 14 year olf cousin who thinks he is so much cooler and mature than he really is. You gotta keep them in touch with reality.


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And Newbie--agreeing with kermo isn't going to get you laid so stop trying.


Dammit. I thought it would work.

(just kidding kermo. I'm happily married)
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Vancouver



Joined: 12 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Octavius Hite wrote:


There are no Gays in Korea (except the waygookin)
that'd be nice
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cophan



Joined: 05 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There definitely have been some posts here that are a little distasteful, and this was not my attempt at all. This all comes from my curiousities of the cultural discrepencies that exist.

Such as: I just found out that Korea teaches its students there are only 6 continents and Antarctica is not a continent. Interesting. What other counties do this?
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newton kabiddles



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If a man does kitchen work he'll lose his sex drive.

If man eats chicken wings cooked by a woman other than his wife he will cheat on his wife.

If a woman gets drunk it's a man's fault.

Dogs don't need exercise.

Old people don't need libraries.

The American military killed all of the Korean squirrels.

Smoking relieves stress.

Koreans have more stress than other people because they work so hard.

Koreans have the hardest erections in the world.
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Korea is famous for tigers.
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idonojacs



Joined: 07 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That cats are to blame for the Japanese occupation.
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PeteJB



Joined: 06 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mum believes one Magpie represents bad luck, and two for good luck. I don't know if this is a widespread belief in England or not. Either way, without fail when she sees a single Magpie she will practically quote the same line everytime and use the same intonation to say "Oh no! A single magpie, it means bad luck!" - For me, I used to believe in a few things, but now I've started going against them. Now I try to shoot Magpies if I see them*, I intentionally cross paths with Black Cats, etc.

* Well not literally

One thing I DONT do is walk under ladders.. Not because of the superstition that it's bad luck, but because I don't want it falling on my head.
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