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Khunopie
Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: Fucking, Austria (pronounced "Fooking")
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"The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick" x5
It's a toughy! |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Deconstructor wrote: |
| During sex I really want to use the nastiest language imaginable, but all that ever comes out is: "Yeah, you like it, don't you?" |
I recommend studying Internet p0rn. Gobs upon gobs of it. I've found it's helped me tremendously, though in the business world, not the bedroom. I save my sleaziest talk for Korean business clients. You might call it "business phone-sex", and it's an essential first step in the "mating ritual" for Korean companies. Imagine a girl you're on, *ahem*, "friendly" terms with ringing you up and promising a night of wicked debauchery. Then when you meet, it's pretty much sex as usual.
Same thing with Korean companies. You can't even get them into bed unless you're willing to talk dirty to them. Offer to do all sorts of vile things for them, and you'd better make it sound real lewd, too. If you're competiting for a contract, you've got to follow the lead of your competitors and offer the client the world. Oh, you don't actually deliver it, and they don't even expect you to. But they most certainly do require you to promise to *beep* and *beep* them, and then *beep* them off good and proper. 
Golden Rule of Business in Korea: Promise them the world and then don't give it to them. |
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Badmojo
Joined: 07 Mar 2004
Location: I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah, I was down at the Legion yesterday shooting snooker, had a run of 103 the first game, then in the second I had a run of 134. By then I had the table figured out and ran a 147 to school some limey by the name of Hendry 3-0. The dude played all of two shots in the three games. Then we went to a strip club. |
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Hwajangsil Ajumma
Joined: 02 May 2005
Location: On my knees in the stall
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| Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:47 am Post subject: |
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| "No, they're real. Go on, touch them." |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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| Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:42 am Post subject: |
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| Hwajangsil Ajumma wrote: |
| "No, they're real. Go on, touch them." |
"And sure enough, I did." |
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jinglejangle
Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:49 am Post subject: |
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| Where's my MONEY Mutha Facko?! You better give me that Sh!T! |
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Deconstructor
Joined: 30 Dec 2003
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorry, but no. You'll have to wait your turn. Didn't I have sex with you yesterday? |
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Abashiri
Joined: 19 Dec 2003
Location: Vancouver
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| Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:07 am Post subject: |
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| Don't worry; go back to sleep. |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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| Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:21 am Post subject: |
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| Yes! Yes! Uhhh...phonics....teach me phonics! Harder! |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 6:10 am Post subject: |
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'Let me through, I'm a doctor.'
This is my sole motivation for wanting to get that PHd in Linguistics. |
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livinginkorea
Joined: 11 Jun 2004
Location: Korea, South of the border
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| Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 6:17 am Post subject: |
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"Screw you and the donkey you rode in on".
"You can't order jack s**t!!" (This I actually said to my last boss so I kinda cheated  ) |
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Eunoia
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Location: In a seedy karakoe bar by the banks of the mighty Bosphorus
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| Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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| "So THAT'S what a Big Mac tastes like!" |
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Grotto
Joined: 21 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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Police officer: so thats when you killed him? 
Me: Yup thats when I killed him   |
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Eunoia
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Location: In a seedy karakoe bar by the banks of the mighty Bosphorus
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| Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Actually, I'd like to say just about anything, so long as it's in front of several thousand screaming, nymphomaniacal, nubile women throwing scented undergarments in my general direction. |
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jinglejangle
Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.
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| Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes, that is my Porsche in fact. |
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