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merlot · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:13 am Post subject:

"You Rang? --Lurch

trinity24651 · Joined: 05 Nov 2006

Ol-eee-vah - Green Acres

merlot · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:18 am Post subject:

sponge-worthy

flakfizer · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:59 pm Post subject:

So many of Homer's MMmm.... statements:

Bondrock · Joined: 08 Oct 2006 Location: ^_^

"Smile, you're on Candid Camera" Alan Funt

On the Jack Benny show he would put his hand on his cheek and sarcastically say "Oh, really?"

"Hello" Lenny and Squigy on Laverne and Shirley

"Yowza, Yowza, Yowza" Richey Cunningham on Happy Days

"You're Fired" the Donald

swetepete · Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg

"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the GUN."
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"Hail to the king, baby."
"First, you wanna kill me; now, you wanna kiss me. Blow."
"Strange One! Your weapon!"
--Bruce Campbell in "Army of Darkness"

"They're gonna slap my teeth out and kick me for mumbling."
--Bogart in 'the Big Sleep"

Kenayda: "Tetsuooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Tetsuo: "Kenaaaaaaaaaaydaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
--'Akira'

"Aw, gee, Beav..."
Wally, 'Leave it to Beaver'

merlot · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject:

Brought to you in living color

trinity24651 · Joined: 05 Nov 2006

Way before even my time...

"Good night and good luck" - Edward R. Murrow
"Good night, Chet...Good night, David" - Chet Huntley and David Brinkley

merlot · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject:

"keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars."

jajdude · Joined: 18 Jan 2003

You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone!

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call "The Twilight Zone".

That's hot.

Bondrock · Joined: 08 Oct 2006 Location: ^_^

"magic mirror tell me today, did all my kids have fun at play?" -Romper Room

"Shanks a lot" Mayor Tommy Shanks, SCTV

lawyertood · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:53 pm Post subject:

And Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.--SNL

The Chewbacca Defense · Joined: 29 May 2004 Location: The ROK and a hard place

Que? - Manuel

And from Scrubs:

Dr.Cox: They hate you Bob. They hate from the bottom of your hooves to the top of your pitchfork. They hate you. By God, they hate you good.

Dr. Elliot Reed: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Perry Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.

Jordan: It's Jack's first birthday, I want it to be special. I got a petting zoo for the kids, and we need to figure out something great for the adults.
Dr. Cox: How about a russian roulette booth? And here's the kicker, we put bullets in all the chambers, that way *everybody* wins!

Dr.Cox: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh.... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything, everything that exists, past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions....Oh! And Hugh Jackman

Dr. Cox: People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.

Rteacher · Joined: 23 May 2005 Location: Western MA, USA

Dang, I was gonna post the Twilight Zone intro but "jajdude" beat me to it - the creepily surreal theme music enhanced those words - as did these graphics...

I don't think anyone's posted this one yet -

"Will the real _________ please stand up?"

merlot · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:59 am Post subject:

Danger Will Robinson!