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What are the best, worst, and funniest terms for 'sex?'
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The Bobster



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alyallen wrote:
You are trying to tell me that my preference is wrong? .

Just kidding around. But you knew that.

Cool
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Alyallen



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Bobster wrote:
Alyallen wrote:
You are trying to tell me that my preference is wrong? .

Just kidding around. But you knew that.

Cool


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Adventurer



Joined: 28 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alyallen wrote:
The Bobster wrote:
Alyallen wrote:
The Bobster wrote:
Alyallen wrote:
I like "getting it on" or "get it on"...Makes me think of Barry White for some reason....

Yeah, I don't know why, either. The song was done by Marvin Gaye.

Kids these days ... don't y'all got no edumacation?


Rolling Eyes

I consider Barry White (R.I.P.) to be more sexual with his music than Marvin Gaye (R.I.P.). It's a close race but only ONE of them has shared non-dirtnap time with moi. Laughing


Say no more, squire, say no more. I honestly don't want to know as much as I do now!

And you are very wrong. It's a sad day when a white boy from the California 'burbs has to edumacate an African-American woman about soul music. There WERE some people singing before Tupac Shapir came around, you know. Marvin is, was, and will ever be, the deity of the genre. That is simply all. Look it up, and memorize it, write it on the back of your hand if you need to do that help you remember.

Barry White? Please, do not tempt me to vomit again as you did just now.


1. I'm Black not African American....
2. You are trying to tell me that my preference is wrong? Gee...Thanks. I suppose for your next trick you are going to tell me what I should eat Rolling Eyes I said that I though Barry White's music typified that sort of "let's get it on" vibe, which is the expression I used since it is a lovely euphemism for sex which is ultimately the point of this thread not because I thought that Barry White wrote "Let's Get it On." Jeez...quite being so dense.

So let me make this even worse.... Luther Vandross > Marvin Gaye. And I sincerely hope you throw up.


Very Happy

P.S. When I said, non-dirt nap time means that one of them was actually alive during my relatively short life span.


You're black not an African American. However, you would be of the same race as someone who calls themselves that. Black predates African American and has a connexion to the black power movement, black is beautiful etc... I like it better than African American, but we are expected to use that term which originated in the 1980s, because it is viewed as PC.
We have way too much PC out there.

As far as Marvin Gaye, I like this song "Sexual Healing" when it comes to associations with sex... It is a beautiful song. Barry White is very awesome.... I like soul music a lot...I also like James Ingram. People forgot about him.... What about Lionel Richie? Would you consider him to be Soul? I think Soul music goes well with sex... Not much of it around these days... It still permeates some of the R&B out there. I think Soul is better than much of the stuff out there, and I believe it connects somewhat to the Gospel singers who became professional.
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squat toilet



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knocking the back out of her

Making her pay for her mistake (coming home with me)
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darkhorse_NZ



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I'm off to the missus' place to knock the dust off that pu5sy"

just quoting a mate Twisted Evil
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beachbumNC



Joined: 30 May 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

somebody that needs to get laid has sand in their vagina.

you have sand in your vagina is breasting awesome.
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Bondrock



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.stockroom.com/SiFeet-*beep*-Foot-P2958.aspx

off topic but weirdest sex fetish
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peppermint



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A couple more that I remembered. I was once encouraged to umm, "fall on the sword" out of mercy. ( didn't happen)

Rather old fashioned term, but one I like is" going grassing" Makes acquiring grass stains sound like a lot more fun. Razz
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flakfizer



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone mentioned the "beast with two backs." I remember reading that in one of Shakespeare's plays.
Someone else said "scrunting." Are you sure it wasn't "scrumping?" That's one I've heard.

Didn't Adrian's brother use the term "balling" in Rocky?


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kermo



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flakfizer wrote:

Didn't Adrian's brother use the term "balling" in Rocky?


Yeah. That word makes no sense to me. Sounds downright painful.
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nicholas_chiasson



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bondrock wrote:
http://www.stockroom.com/SiFeet-*beep*-Foot-P2958.aspx

off topic but weirdest sex fetish

WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME! NO! BAD!
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nicholas_chiasson wrote:
Bondrock wrote:
http://www.stockroom.com/SiFeet-*beep*-Foot-P2958.aspx

off topic but weirdest sex fetish

WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME! NO! BAD!


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This silicone sex toy is also a convenient practice tool for preparing to get hot and kinky with actual feet. You are sure to have your technique down to a science when you train with the *beep* Foot.


Yes. Right. That is, if you happen to be with a woman who has a vagina embedded in her foot. Could happen.
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is knobbing still current? Never liked it much.
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migooknom



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

getting laid

skeet skeet skeet
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about "conjugal unpleasantness," "the act of frightfulness" and "the train to Paddington"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h90
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