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I'm no Picasso
Joined: 28 Oct 2008
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| Triban wrote: |
| I'm more sophisticated than that. It is simply a numerical system in which I can logically weed out interest from disinterest; I do not want to commit to a relationship I will hate a month later (men are logical, women are emotional. I like numbers.) |
Classic. Did you actually type that with a straight face? I'm glad I didn't overhear this bit of pure gold in a bar or I might have spit beer directly in my friend's face.
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lol but the women crying and shopping made laugh like crazy, its so true. That's all my girlfriends could do 24/7.
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Goku, we're all aware by now of your habit of dating complete idiots. Maybe that's because a quality woman would never put up with you calling her "whale legs" or somehow managing to be ceaselessly cocky, while all the while basically just exposing your extreme failure in the realm of dating and relationships. |
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ReeseDog
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
| Goku wrote: |
lol but the women crying and shopping made laugh like crazy, its so true. That's all my girlfriends could do 24/7.
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Goku, we're all aware by now of your habit of dating complete idiots. Maybe that's because a quality woman would never put up with you calling her "whale legs" or somehow managing to be ceaselessly cocky, while all the while basically just exposing your extreme failure in the realm of dating and relationships. |
...and the feud continues.
*watches with interest* |
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Goku
Joined: 10 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Goku wrote: |
lol but the women crying and shopping made laugh like crazy, its so true. That's all my girlfriends could do 24/7.
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Goku, we're all aware by now of your habit of dating complete idiots. Maybe that's because a quality woman would never put up with you calling her "whale legs" or somehow managing to be ceaselessly cocky, while all the while basically just exposing your extreme failure in the realm of dating and relationships. |
No skin off my nose, if they don't like me so what. Let them find a man who's going to be their tool. I joke around with girls, but I'm not going to pretend to kiss their ass because it means they are going to leave. I called my last girlfriend a pig, she ate twice as much as I did, and we always went to buffet for lunch... because of her. She got pissed. OH well, if she can't take a joke, we're not marriage material anyways.
but yes, I do date complete idiots because apparently looks is too important to me.
So I've decided to downgrade their looks... maybe to somewhere near your level?
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aboxofchocolates
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Location: on your mind
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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"whale legs'.... You do know what a whale is, don't you?
ps- emotionally abuse your girlfirend till you're blue in the face. I don't care. |
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Fox
Joined: 04 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| "whale legs'.... You do know what a whale is, don't you? |
Hmm. Maybe he's implying she's something like the legged ancestor of a whale, criticizing her for both her girth and her unevolved state at the same time. |
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ReeseDog
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Goku wrote: |
| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
| Goku wrote: |
lol but the women crying and shopping made laugh like crazy, its so true. That's all my girlfriends could do 24/7.
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Goku, we're all aware by now of your habit of dating complete idiots. Maybe that's because a quality woman would never put up with you calling her "whale legs" or somehow managing to be ceaselessly cocky, while all the while basically just exposing your extreme failure in the realm of dating and relationships. |
No skin off my nose, if they don't like me so what. Let them find a man who's going to be their tool. I joke around with girls, but I'm not going to pretend to kiss their ass because it means they are going to leave. I called my last girlfriend a pig, she ate twice as much as I did, and we always went to buffet for lunch... because of her. She got pissed. OH well, if she can't take a joke, we're not marriage material anyways.
but yes, I do date complete idiots because apparently looks is too important to me.
So I've decided to downgrade their looks... maybe to somewhere near your level?
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*Pssst* Dude, she's full-on hot.
Try another direction. |
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I'm no Picasso
Joined: 28 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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So I've decided to downgrade their looks... maybe to somewhere near your level?
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I'm no prize hen, but I still have standards, sweetheart.  |
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morrisonhotel
Joined: 18 Jul 2009
Location: Gyeonggi-do
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
| Triban wrote: |
| I'm more sophisticated than that. It is simply a numerical system in which I can logically weed out interest from disinterest; I do not want to commit to a relationship I will hate a month later (men are logical, women are emotional. I like numbers.) |
Classic. Did you actually type that with a straight face? I'm glad I didn't overhear this bit of pure gold in a bar or I might have spit beer directly in my friend's face.
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Come on, I'm no Picasso, that's such a troll line. Don't feed them, it only encourages them. |
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morrisonhotel
Joined: 18 Jul 2009
Location: Gyeonggi-do
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Goku wrote: |
No skin off my nose, if they don't like me so what. Let them find a man who's going to be their tool. I joke around with girls, but I'm not going to pretend to kiss their ass because it means they are going to leave. I called my last girlfriend a pig, she ate twice as much as I did, and we always went to buffet for lunch... because of her. She got pissed. OH well, if she can't take a joke, we're not marriage material anyways. |
It's things like this that makes me question the sanity of some females. Why the hell would anyone with any sense put up with that kind of crap? |
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I'm no Picasso
Joined: 28 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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| morrisonhotel wrote: |
| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
| Triban wrote: |
| I'm more sophisticated than that. It is simply a numerical system in which I can logically weed out interest from disinterest; I do not want to commit to a relationship I will hate a month later (men are logical, women are emotional. I like numbers.) |
Classic. Did you actually type that with a straight face? I'm glad I didn't overhear this bit of pure gold in a bar or I might have spit beer directly in my friend's face.
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Come on, I'm no Picasso, that's such a troll line. Don't feed them, it only encourages them. |
Do you think he was kidding? I hope he was kidding.... |
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morrisonhotel
Joined: 18 Jul 2009
Location: Gyeonggi-do
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:09 am Post subject: |
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| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
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| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
| Triban wrote: |
| I'm more sophisticated than that. It is simply a numerical system in which I can logically weed out interest from disinterest; I do not want to commit to a relationship I will hate a month later (men are logical, women are emotional. I like numbers.) |
Classic. Did you actually type that with a straight face? I'm glad I didn't overhear this bit of pure gold in a bar or I might have spit beer directly in my friend's face.
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Come on, I'm no Picasso, that's such a troll line. Don't feed them, it only encourages them. |
Do you think he was kidding? I hope he was kidding.... |
I hope so. If he wasn't then perhaps sterilization is an option. |
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Triban
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Location: Suwon Station
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| Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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| morrisonhotel wrote: |
| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
| morrisonhotel wrote: |
| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
| Triban wrote: |
| I'm more sophisticated than that. It is simply a numerical system in which I can logically weed out interest from disinterest; I do not want to commit to a relationship I will hate a month later (men are logical, women are emotional. I like numbers.) |
Classic. Did you actually type that with a straight face? I'm glad I didn't overhear this bit of pure gold in a bar or I might have spit beer directly in my friend's face.
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Come on, I'm no Picasso, that's such a troll line. Don't feed them, it only encourages them. |
Do you think he was kidding? I hope he was kidding.... |
I hope so. If he wasn't then perhaps sterilization is an option. |
I wasn't kidding. I use a numerical system to rate the attraction level of women; I need to be put down before I spread good looking children who also debase everyone around them by spewing numbers that mean nothing to anyone except themselves. |
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Triban
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Location: Suwon Station
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| Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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Also, I must admit I chuckled at all the emotional reactions from ladies about my statement.  |
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I'm no Picasso
Joined: 28 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Triban wrote: |
| Also, I must admit I chuckled at all the emotional reactions from ladies about my statement. |
Darling, I hope you're as "very attractive" as you think you are. Otherwise you don't have a snowball's chance in hell.
I love how it's always the men who seem to go out of their way to date the craziest biatchs possible, that then like to turn around and bestow their "wisdom" about womankind upon everyone else. |
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morrisonhotel
Joined: 18 Jul 2009
Location: Gyeonggi-do
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| Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Triban wrote: |
| morrisonhotel wrote: |
| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
| morrisonhotel wrote: |
| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
| Triban wrote: |
| I'm more sophisticated than that. It is simply a numerical system in which I can logically weed out interest from disinterest; I do not want to commit to a relationship I will hate a month later (men are logical, women are emotional. I like numbers.) |
Classic. Did you actually type that with a straight face? I'm glad I didn't overhear this bit of pure gold in a bar or I might have spit beer directly in my friend's face.
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Come on, I'm no Picasso, that's such a troll line. Don't feed them, it only encourages them. |
Do you think he was kidding? I hope he was kidding.... |
I hope so. If he wasn't then perhaps sterilization is an option. |
I wasn't kidding. I use a numerical system to rate the attraction level of women; I need to be put down before I spread good looking children who also debase everyone around them by spewing numbers that mean nothing to anyone except themselves. |
Have you considered sterilization? I really think it's your duty and obligation to stop little Tribans spreading. |
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