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Old Gil



Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Location: Got out! olleh!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I met a chick who had 2 sisters, and she said one of them was illegitimate.
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Hyeon Een



Joined: 24 Jun 2005

PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old Gil wrote:
I met a chick who had 2 sisters, and she said one of them was illegitimate.


THE CHICK BITES BUT THE ILLEGITIMATE SISTER WAS BECAUSE OF THE BABY DIDNT! AND THE SECOND IS AND nailAND BECAUSE OF THAT i LEGAL REASONS!!!!!!!!!! don't GO TO THAT BakerAND THE OTHER SISTER???? I HOPE YOU HD PST-NTL-ABORTION!!!!!!!! FOR MY DATE HAD!!SPRINKEEEL UCPKAKE

SEA REE US MR.LEE.

ND I HOP THE OTHR SCHWETSER WSA H O T OR LBESIAN OR YKNOW ND THE DATE BITES!!!!!!!!

1 SISRTR HOW MCUH?
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I just met Santa Claus, in the form of a UPS guy named Jim.

I had all my shopping finished ages ago, and was just waiting on one last parcel to be delivered for my sister (they didn't have her size in the mall but offered to order it for me) Given that it was 3 pm on Christmas Eve, I'd resigned myself to having it be a New Year's present, when there was a knock on the door.

There stood Jim, parcel in hand, requesting my signature. I commented that he was working late today, and he said he still had 40 deliveries to make, and though he was allowed to call it a day at 5, he'd keep going until they were all delivered.

Both the Grinch and Charlie Brown had people singing to remind them of what Christmas is about-me, I had Jim.

Merry Christmas to you all, and can someone please give box o'chocs a glass or three of water, and a tylenol?
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cazador83



Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

first post of 2010. yay me.
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