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Shauneyz



Joined: 26 May 2008
Location: The land of Nod

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sojourner1 wrote:

"If not in Korea to win, then you're atourist"


lol...this one is lacking in grammar and making any logical sense whatsoever....fucking brilliant.
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Stormy



Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw one yesterday in Daegu:

"No paint, no gain".
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bosockers wrote:
Girl in first grade middle school came into my class last week with a t-shirt that said:

"I want to use your thighs as earmuffs"

Through fits of laughter I offered her 10,000 won for it. The only thing she could say was "Teacher, what it means?"

1) Did you tell her?
2) Did she sell it to you?
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bliss



Joined: 24 Sep 2007
Location: Gyeonggi

PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:05 am    Post subject: ... Reply with quote

"DADDY SAYS USE CONDOMS"

Seen yesterday in a clothes shop in Suwon. PM me if you want directions to the shop. Wink
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deadman



Joined: 27 May 2006
Location: Suwon

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On a student's backpack is a Union Jack, under which is written:

"Many a fair flower springs from a dunghill"
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postfundie



Joined: 28 May 2004

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh the memories of ear muffs..
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EricaSmile84



Joined: 23 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Shit happens when you party naked"
"Up Yours"
"Kiss my funky monkey ass"
"Drink. Piss. Repeat."
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JustJohn



Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Location: Your computer screen

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stormy wrote:
Saw one yesterday in Daegu:

"No paint, no gain".



Top notch.
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Thedudeabides



Joined: 15 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seen Yesterday at an outdoor market Korean mother with her five year old child. The mother's shirt read:

"Pillow talk costs extra."

No wonder she had a kid
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santafly



Joined: 20 Feb 2008

PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's been a while but I saw some good ones today:

"I love
long haired
anorexic
emohipster boys"

and

"It's all about
the good sex"
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Ut videam



Joined: 07 Dec 2007
Location: Pocheon-si, Gyeonggi-do

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

EricaSmile84 wrote:
"Drink. Piss. Repeat."

Seen this one too, and another one in a similar vein (urethra?):

"Pee all that you can pee!"
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Ut videam



Joined: 07 Dec 2007
Location: Pocheon-si, Gyeonggi-do

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've also seen these�at a Samsung Electronics factory on employees, no less:

If you like my guns, you'll love my rocket!

*beep* THE CLOCK
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EzeWong



Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've seen them in Seoul and Daegu,

What is up with:

"Cows provide us with 100% whole milk"
"Milk is delicious, let us drink some"

I can't help but think of....

well anyways I've seen like 3 shirts like this on women. Is it a political statement?
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cj1976



Joined: 26 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On one of my 6th grade students:

"Nietzche believes God is Dead".

One of my 4th grade girls:

"I'm a Dirty Flirty"
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Kevtron



Joined: 17 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i4NI wrote:
Where are people buying these shirts lol?


That's what I'm wondering. Best shirt I've gotten was in Japan, but it's not Konglish at all. Just a crazy picture. I need some good Konglish shit to friends back home Smile
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