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| What do you think of Cohiba's Rule? |
| I agree with him and live in Seoul |
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| I agree with him and don't live in Seoul |
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| I disagree with him and live in Seoul |
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safeblad
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:23 am Post subject: Cohiba's Rule |
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Everytime someone asks about living somewhere other than Seoul this guy brings up his rule.
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Remember "Cohiba's Rule":
Think twice before you live outside of Seoul. "In Seoul" and
"outside of Seoul" are like two different countries. Seoul
is an interesting place with variety and venues for most
tastes. Outside of Seoul you will find a homogeneous Korean
culture. I don't mean this in a bad way, but you will never
find things like: French, Greek, Indian or any other ethnic
foods. Markets that sell sherry, pate, pastrami, ricotta cheese.
Specialty shops that sell dart accessories, cuban cigars or
cowboy boots.
The FFF Equation: FFF=Fun For Foreigners.
If FFF in Seoul = 100, then FFF decreases at1/distance. So 2km from Seoul FFF=1/2(100)=50;
10km from Seoul FFF=1/10(100)=10. This rule is
a rule for nightlife, food and foreign products only.
Nature etc. is on a different scale altogether.
This means you will be wasting a lot of time commuting
to Seoul. This is especially a drag if you have been
boozing on a Friday night and there are no buses or
trains.
I, unfortunately, live in Incheon where the FFF factor
is almost in the negative range. I know! |
What do you think of Cohiba's rule?
Does your city disprove Cohiba's rule?
Personally I think that it is right to an extent but only if you are a certain sort of person. (the sort slumped over in the local foreigner bar every weekend.)
Also IMO, i think that if you strongly agree with Cohiba's rule then Korea probably isnt the place for you.
If you honestly think that Seoul offers 'variety and venues for most tastes' then you are untraveled and probably Canadian. (I joke)
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:32 am Post subject: |
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I strongly disagree. I lived in Seoul only some of the time I was in Korea and while it has it's advantages, it also has some big disadvantages: it's more crowded, there's more pollution, more cars and it's colder in the winter.
If your going to come up with a formula, you should at least factor in the negatives.
My opinion is the people who complain that everywhere outside of Seoul sucks are the younger people who like to get drunk and go clubbing. From an older (mid 30's) person's perspective that isn't something that is important. |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:30 am Post subject: |
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| I lived in the middle of the bar district in a smaller city in my first year, and in a residential part of Gagnam (completely intentional typo) for my second. Guess which I preferred? |
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Masta_Don

Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:09 am Post subject: |
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| I was thinking about posting something similar to this thread just today. I came to realize, after visiting a friend in Andong this past weekend, that all the fear and paranoia of the foreigners who leave out in those parts is, at least partially, justifiable. All I ever hear them do is bitch about taxi drivers, nosy neighbors and cars slowing down to shout "HELLO!" and I figured they weren't cut out for Korea. But now, after witnessing a bit myself, I believe them. Two days of it didn't bother me but it's doubtful I could withstand a year. Guys, if Korea really bothers you, then move to the city. If the city really bothers you, get out (just a catchphrase, don't get all huffy-puffy). |
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The Oracle

Joined: 18 Sep 2007
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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In Korea, there are two roads most distant from each other: the one leading to the honorable house of freedom, the other the house of slavery, which teachers must shun. It is possible to travel the one through manliness and lovely accord; so lead your people to this path. The other they reach through hateful strife and cowardly destruction; so shun it most of all.
The Oracle has spoken. |
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Cohiba

Joined: 01 Feb 2005
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:59 pm Post subject: Cohiba's Rule |
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Sounds like a pretty good rule if you ask me! Who is this Cohiba
guy anyway? Must be some sort of handsome, devil-may-care,
poet-warrior type who plays the game of life by his own rules and
has no objections to bucking authority and saying what-is-what on
this little peninsula. |
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Otherside
Joined: 06 Sep 2007
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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I agree with him so far as " 'In Seoul' and 'outside of Seoul' are two like two different countries.' " Not necessarily good or bad - just depends on what you like and are looking for.
The equation is a bit of a joke...but then I think it was meant as such. |
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hubba bubba
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe you guys haven't heard of a place called Busan, sometimes called Pusan. |
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Smee

Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Location: Jeollanam-do
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm, pretty even split so far.
I disagree, and I don't live in Seoul, and I've mentioned why in a ton of different threads.
I just want to point out, to the poster that mentioned Andong . . . I've been through many Korean cities and visited countless little towns, villages, hamlets, whatever . . . and the city of Andong was by far the most obnoxious in terms of "Hellos," catcalls, shouts of "외국인이다," stares, and other similar things. Standing at the street corner waiting for a light became a hassle because people behind me would start with the "herro" parade or with different combinations of "hey," "you," "guy," 나이스투미츄." Since coming to Korea I've resolved to ignore such behavior . . . some foreigners respond to every piece of shit that throws English their way, but I try not to encourage that behavior, and I teach my students how to properly greet people. Even after spending a good deal of time in Korea outside of Seoul, this is one Korean habit that I find infuriating and inexplicable. I get that we look different, but why the reflex to shout when we pass by?
It's true that in places outside of Seoul that people stare, shout, and act obnoxiously sometimes (hell, sometimes it seems like more than sometimes). I'd just like to point out that similar things happened to me in Seoul, and that behavior like I mentioned above in Andong is kind of extreme. |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject: Re: Cohiba's Rule |
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| Cohiba wrote: |
Sounds like a pretty good rule if you ask me! Who is this Cohiba
guy anyway? Must be some sort of handsome, devil-may-care,
poet-warrior type who plays the game of life by his own rules and
has no objections to bucking authority and saying what-is-what on
this little peninsula. |
I agree with the rule with a couple of exceptions.
I agree with this description of Cohiba and look forward to the day Cohiba buys me beer and chicken wings at the RMT. |
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vox

Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Location: Jeollabukdo
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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Cohiba's rule does not apply beyond a certain distance from Seoul.
Seoul actually radiates a 'why bother' sphere of hopelessness +1 no saving throw to all cities in its immediate vicinity, raining despair and futility on all cities that would otherwise attempt any cosmopolitan competition. That's why you get places like Yongin and Incheon.
But after a critical distance the sphere of hopelessness loses its power and you get places actually quite happy with their own little cultures and trying their hand at Vietnamese, Italian, Thai etc. restaurants or trendy veggie restaurants, etc. etc.
The sphere of hopelessness needs to be factored into buddy's rule. And life outside it can be grand.
A good comparison would be trying to justify life at various heights of Earth's atmosphere, as opposed to the deep space of an off-world colony on a new Eden like planet. |
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Cohiba

Joined: 01 Feb 2005
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:01 pm Post subject: Seoul |
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Seoul actually radiates a 'why bother' sphere of hopelessness +1 no saving throw to all cities in its immediate vicinity, raining despair and futility on all cities that would otherwise attempt any cosmopolitan competition. That's why you get places like Yongin and Incheon.
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Actually, this is a good point that I have not given much thought to.
Incheon is over 3 million people, but has almost no interesting,
multicultural places. Even the "China Town" has no real Chinese food.
It is the same "jjajangmyon" that Koreans think, for some reason,
Chinese people eat. (but as an aside, I have gone on several trips
to China with co-workers and almost all of them despise authentic
Chinese cuisine) - (Somewhat more interestingly, I think my co-workers
resent me because I wolf down Chinese food on these trips and then
have seconds and thirds) Can you guess what city my co-workers
are from?
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adventureman
Joined: 18 Feb 2003
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Why listen to anything that guy has to say? He's just some drunk in his 40's who's still trying to live life like a fratboy. |
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squirrelandgman
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Where can you buy sherry? |
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Cohiba

Joined: 01 Feb 2005
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject: Sherry |
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Hannam Supermarket, basement of the Volvo Bldg., Hannam-Dong
Near Itaewon |
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