Korean Job Discussion Forums

[GoldMember]

After months of toiling and experimentation, I've invented a fan that doesn't cause fan death.
Now people in Korea can safetly keep their fans on all night, knowing they will wake up alive in the morning.
I anticipate this technologicaly advanced fan will completely blitz the Korean market.
The product has already been tested on 100 Korean families who were prepared to risk death in the name of science. Not a single person died!
I've even come up with a brilliant original name for this product The "Well Being Fan".
The product is made up of 2 components, an electric motor, and get this- a propellor thingy.
This fan is guaranteed not to use up all the oxygen in an enclosed room.
If anyone else out there has any new and inovative products especially designed for the Korean market please send an email to my company.

Dodgy Incorporated-Gullible Consumer Division.

[cbclark4]

Odorless Kimchi.

[nobbyken]

Toilet roll which can be used in the toilets and towels which are capable of being washed.

A thermometer which tells you when it's colder inside than it is outside, enabling the user to close the windows instead of wearing more clothing.

[hubba bubba]

This is a large container for dumping trash into. I call it a "dumpster". There is a lit that closes on top to keep the foul smells in and the animals out.

I am open to change the name to the "Bravo Can", "Sparkling Can" or "Wellbeing Can".

[CeleryMan]

[seoulsucker]

[tzechuk]

[jdog2050]

[seoulman1]

[Beej]

I have invented a magic potion that guarantees women will give birth to a boy baby. Women must drink this clear, odorless liquid while pregnant and they will definitely have a male child.
I am offering a money back guarantee if a girl pops out. The customer has nothing to lose.

[ryouga013]

This state of the art device uses water to, get this, clean things. No longer do children have to wipe their ass with their hands, and then use their teachers' shirts to wipe themselves clean. No longer do you have to wipe something up with a towel and then the towel becomes unusable. You can even use this to dampen small towels and wipe away the sweat caused by the lack of air conditioning in "so humid you can't even get 'bat-wings" type weather of Korea. Great for disposal of liquids such as spit and other things that used to make their home on the ground.

Best placed somewhere accessible and near a toilet.

(if you don't get the humor in this, I envy you and your workplace)

[Harpeau]

The Soju ice cube tray! Simply pour soju into the ice tray, place in the freezer and after a couple of hours~ voila! Soju flavored ice cubes!





Great for parties! That Evangelical Xtian got you cornered and giving you a hard time? Simply offer her some tasty coca colanization fluid and then offer her some (soju flavored) ice-cubes. Five should do. Watch them slowly melt right before your very eyes. She won't have any idea what hit her. Watch her slowly pass out on the SOFA!!

Specially designed to melt quickly once added in liquid. Turn cola into a soju cocktale and have the religious time of your life.

[Smee]

[esetters21]

[mindmetoo]