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Have you ever seen a lesbian from Canada OR New Zorland?
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garykasparov



Joined: 27 May 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:56 am    Post subject: Have you ever seen a lesbian from Canada OR New Zorland? Reply with quote

I had an interesting conversation today with a teacher from Canada. She was open about being a lesbian. The teacher was a rugby player. I was shocked what she told me took place in the showers after rugby practice. She told me female rugby players are always "hands on" and play a game called "pick up the soap" while showering. I became really interested when her girlfriend from New Zorland walked onto the subway car. She had hairy legs and a nose ring. They walked into the small space between subway cars and shut the doors. They were engaged in sexual activities. Anyway, I got off at the next stop.

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wo buxihuan hanguoren



Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Anyway, I got off at the next stop.


Best part of your tale. Did you see any places selling ddeokbokki? That stuff is to die for.
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endofthewor1d



Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i don't think i've ever met a person from canada and new zealand. they'd have to have a hell of a large mother to straddle the border.
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garykasparov



Joined: 27 May 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote:
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Anyway, I got off at the next stop.


Best part of your tale. Did you see any places selling ddeokbokki? That stuff is to die for.



No, I did not. I was in a deep think about their "hands on session."
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garykasparov



Joined: 27 May 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The lesbian from Canada had legs the size of a Russian beet farmer.
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Jellypah



Joined: 27 Oct 2004
Location: ROK

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Have you ever seen a lesbian from Canada OR NewZeland? Reply with quote

garykasparov wrote:
They walked into the small space between subway cars and shut the doors. They were engaged in sexual activities.


Of course they were. Because that's what lesbians do everytime they're together. They engage. Are you sure you weren't watching some lame-o soft core afterhours shite on OCN?

You write like you're a robot. Are you a robot? Do you have a robot lover? I bet you engage in robot love every chance you get. You compute your robot lover. Beautiful.
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jaderedux2



Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Location: lurking just lurking

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This sounds like a letter to penthouse.

Dear Penthouse:

One day I was at work and the secretary named Mindy/Candy/Honey. Dropped a pencil...OMFG she wasn't wearing underwear ....she turned around and said giggling "like what you see?" Well you can guess the rest...

Except the wanker still goes on to tell you the biggest B.S. story in all of creation. Usually only surpassed by the one about the woman who knocks on the door wanting to borrow a cup of sugar in her bikini and oh my gosh her top falls off....

I love men but you are predictable. Laughing Laughing

Jade
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mspencer1983



Joined: 17 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtf was the point of this post??!

she was open about being a lesbian?! WOW...ive never met one whose open before

*beep* sakes.

im a guy and wear foundation everyday......some people are just weird, it takes all kinds to make up the world...get over it.
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was in Chicago a few weeks ago on a business trip. My colleague (Korean) and I were walking down the sidewalk just a few blocks from the Chicago Hilton on South Michigan Avenue. Just as we were approaching an intersection, two girls were involved in a deep, soulful french kissing session with arms and bodies intertwined. Kim looked at me and asked if this was normal in America. I said "of course man, wanna hold my hand?" Very Happy
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garykasparov



Joined: 27 May 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's important that people open up and welcome others into this discussion.

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You write like you're a robot. Are you a robot? Do you have a robot lover? I bet you engage in robot love every chance you get. You compute your robot lover. Beautiful.


Which side of the fence are you on? You can come clean because no forum member will hold that against you.
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

garykasparov wrote:
It's important that people open up and welcome others into this discussion.


Garykasparov is on crack. Discuss.
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garykasparov



Joined: 27 May 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I cannot smoke drugs in South Korea because I would subject myself to various punishments from local authorities and possibly immigration. Drugs are not my cup of tea. Two months ago, there were two female Canadian teachers from Busan who wanted to sell me crack. I politely declined their offer.
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hairy-legged, lesbian rugby players... what a 'turn on'. Rolling Eyes Shudder! Go back to playing chess and give up the creative writing.

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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

garykasparov wrote:
I cannot smoke drugs in South Korea because I would subject myself to various punishments from local authorities and possibly immigration. Drugs are not my cup of tea. Two months ago, there were two female Canadian teachers from Busan who wanted to sell me crack. I politely declined their offer.


Maybe they meant the crack in the "pick up the soap" game. Were they Russian?
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PRagic



Joined: 24 Feb 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only like stories about hot lesbians with bi-sexual tendencies. Hairy rugby playing lesbians? No thanks.
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