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Bernard_Carleton
Joined: 30 Mar 2006
Location: Out in the open, but you can't see me.
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 Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject: ONN covers the Racist Porn star (NSFW) |
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Onion News Network is on the case...
This is really, really funny. And SOOOO NSFW. Enjoy!
Take a look at this:
Racist Porn star!
A little tongue in cheek perhaps? |
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yawarakaijin
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe its just me, I never recalled the Onion having actual porn ads on its site. I thought it was just going to be a tongue in cheek article or news story. If the site you link us to is gonna have porn adverts all over it could you give us a little heads up in the future?  |
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mole
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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Hint: NSFW == Not Safe For Work.
Take care. |
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Bibbitybop
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| There a dang ding dong in that video! |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Can someone describe it so I can live vicariously through it? |
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indytrucks
Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Location: The Shelf
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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| I didn't once come close to cracking a smile, let alone laugh. I can't stand lame satire. |
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yawarakaijin
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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| mole wrote: |
Hint: NSFW == Not Safe For Work.
Take care. |
My apologies to the OP. I guess I should stay away from this internetting thing until Im down with the lingo.  |
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Bernard_Carleton
Joined: 30 Mar 2006
Location: Out in the open, but you can't see me.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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| indytrucks wrote: |
| I didn't once come close to cracking a smile, let alone laugh. I can't stand lame satire. |
What?? These weren't funny for you?
"I will not have that racist crap in my sex shop!"
"It was really disturbing... and not in a good way."
I enjoyed it immensely, but then again I am on the Gilbert Gottfried email joke list so you can clearly see where my sense of humour comes from... |
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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she is not a racist!!! if she was a racist and hated blacks she would not be working with them! let alone let them f u c k her!
that comment didnt mean anything! and the black guy in thye video wasnt that shocked by it, because he didnt stop and say: what you say biatch???
its BS.. what AMerica NEEDS TO DO is stop thinking that the N word is so bad! sticks and stones! otherwise it will go on forever! and it will be an issue, why dont fat people get all upset when people call them FAT PIGS!
OHH my god he called me the F word!!! WHAT? he used the F word??
how could be do such a thing like that!
hey its real bad to call people names, but I think the best way to deal with this problem is to stop caring so much about it, and move on.. over time people will stop using the word, and it will mean nothing..
blacks are the most blame for the spread of the word! because every rapper, stand up comedian, black movie actors all use the words!
so what kind of example are the spreading!!
its ok for us to use it! but no one else??? |
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Bernard_Carleton
Joined: 30 Mar 2006
Location: Out in the open, but you can't see me.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Umm... it was supposed to be "ironic" or "satirical"... hence my "tongue-in-cheek" comment for the humorously challenged... |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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Still wondering what it's all about.
I saw a funny porn intro once with this blonde girl who came to the door of this black guy's house, raising funds for the KKK for her dad. Of course he brought her inside and got her to renounce her dad's wicked ways while he boned her. |
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Bibbitybop
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
Still wondering what it's all about.
I saw a funny porn intro once with this blonde girl who came to the door of this black guy's house, raising funds for the KKK for her dad. Of course he brought her inside and got her to renounce her dad's wicked ways while he boned her. |
The video shows customers and porn stars outraged that a white girl says the n-word in a video while getting porked from behind. The video is full of sex and vulgarity, but the only thing people think is obscene is the n-word. It's a riot. They have fake press releases, interviews, the works.
I love the Onion, and now that they have news shows, it's even better.
Check out the skull fking proposal one. |
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jaganath69
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
Still wondering what it's all about.
I saw a funny porn intro once with this blonde girl who came to the door of this black guy's house, raising funds for the KKK for her dad. Of course he brought her inside and got her to renounce her dad's wicked ways while he boned her. |
KKK Bitch-Bodycount
Aw yeah, what's up out there? BC's in the house. Right
about now, I wanna tell you a little love story, you know
what I'm sayin', this is a Body Count love story check out
the lyrics, you know, I'm a tell you 'bout what happened
when we went down South last year on tour.
Out on tour yo, I been all around the world
went to Georgia, met this fine-assed white girl,
blonde hair, blue eyes, big *beep* and thighs,
the kinda girl that would knock out most guys.
She got wild in the backstage bathroom,
sucked my dick like a muthafuckin' vacuum,
said "I love you, but my daddy don't play,
he's the fuckin' grand wizard of the KKK."
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha *beep* her dear old dad.
You know what I'm sayin'. So we was down South fallin' in
love, you know, D-Roc had this Nazi girl, my man
Mooseman had a skinhead, I fell in love with Tipper Gore's
two twelve year old nieces. It was wild, you know what I'm
sayin', it got even worse, you know.
So one night they took us to a meetin'
white sheets, white hoods, no room for seatin'
there was Skinheads, Nazi's and crazies,
talkin' 'bout black people pushin' up daisies.
They hated Blacks, Jews, Puerto Ricans,
Mexicans, Chinese, even the Indians.
We had our hoods on,
we were slick
she pushed her butt up hard against my dick.
Then her daddy jumped on the stage
talkin' 'bout killin' in a goddamn rage.
I got mad, my dick got hard
entered in her ass
she said, "Oh my God!"
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha *beep* her dear old dad.
So what we really tryin' to say is Body Count loves
everybody. We love Mexican girls, Black girls, Oriental girls,
it really don't matter. If you from Mars, and you got a *beep*,
we will *beep* you. You know, that's all we're sayin', word.
So every year when Body Count comes around
we throw an orgy in every little Southern town.
KKK's, Skinheads, and Nazi
girls break their necks
to get to the party.
It ain't like their men can't nut,
their dick's too little
and they just can't *beep*.
So we get buck wild with the white freaks
we show them how to really work the white sheets.
I know her daddy'll really be after me,
when his grandson's named little Ice-T.
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha *beep* her dear old dad. |
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Corky
Joined: 06 Jan 2004
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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| itaewonguy wrote: |
she is not a racist!!! if she was a racist and hated blacks she would not be working with them! let alone let them f u c k her!
that comment didnt mean anything! and the black guy in thye video wasnt that shocked by it, because he didnt stop and say: what you say biatch???
its BS.. what AMerica NEEDS TO DO is stop thinking that the N word is so bad! sticks and stones! otherwise it will go on forever! and it will be an issue, why dont fat people get all upset when people call them FAT PIGS!
OHH my god he called me the F word!!! WHAT? he used the F word??
how could be do such a thing like that!
hey its real bad to call people names, but I think the best way to deal with this problem is to stop caring so much about it, and move on.. over time people will stop using the word, and it will mean nothing..
blacks are the most blame for the spread of the word! because every rapper, stand up comedian, black movie actors all use the words!
so what kind of example are the spreading!!
its ok for us to use it! but no one else??? |
You missed the point man. The Onion is satire. That was not a real newscast.
I don't understand not liking satire. I think that it can be the funniest kind of humor at times. |
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faster
Joined: 03 Sep 2006
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| itaewonguy wrote: |
she is not a racist!!! if she was a racist and hated blacks she would not be working with them! let alone let them f u c k her!
that comment didnt mean anything! and the black guy in thye video wasnt that shocked by it, because he didnt stop and say: what you say biatch???
its BS.. what AMerica NEEDS TO DO is stop thinking that the N word is so bad! sticks and stones! otherwise it will go on forever! and it will be an issue, why dont fat people get all upset when people call them FAT PIGS!
OHH my god he called me the F word!!! WHAT? he used the F word??
how could be do such a thing like that!
hey its real bad to call people names, but I think the best way to deal with this problem is to stop caring so much about it, and move on.. over time people will stop using the word, and it will mean nothing..
blacks are the most blame for the spread of the word! because every rapper, stand up comedian, black movie actors all use the words!
so what kind of example are the spreading!!
its ok for us to use it! but no one else??? |
Damn, you are not the brightest sparkle in Korea, are you. |
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