yawarakaijin
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 Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:31 am Post subject: Peak Oxygen |
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Associated Press:
Scientists around the globe are deeply concerned with the ever dimishing levels of oxygen present in today's atmosphere. Simply put say researchers, "there are just too many people breathing nowadays." Scientists are urging governments to enact legislation limiting the number of hours people breath per day but realize that it is an uphill battle.
China and India are the countries most at risk from peak oxygen. With such large populations and an estimated 97.9% of that population breathing constantly, scientists predict India and China will be hit the hardest. Scientists predict that immediately preceeding peak oxygen there will be a worldwide increase in giddiness and lightheadedness. "Sure it might not seem so serious at the moment but you definitely don't want to be anywhere in Asia when an estimated 2.6 billion people all pass out at the same time." says Peter Johansen of Norway's Atmospheric Research Council.
The resulting force of 2.6 billion Asians all hitting the ground at the same time could be catastrophic. It's estimated that in China alone, earthquakes of up to 6.7 magnitude will be felt and that the resulting tsunamis could threaten the entire western seaboard of north and south America.
This however, is not the most shocking prediction that scientists are making. A ominously high percentage of scientists (87.3%) predict that all life on earth will end when American president George Bush, in an attempt to finally quell the Iraqi resistance movement, produces a gigantic fireball out of his rectum. Thus using up all the earth's remaining oxygen and wiping out all of humanity. It is theorized that because of their ability thrive at high altitudes only the rare himalayan panda will survive this cataclysm, plunging the world into an era of darkness and evil never previously witnessed. |
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