| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
|
 Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject: Yu Bum Suk is *beep* *beep* *beep* llama's *beep*!! |
 |
|
We got the results of our school's(middle school) diagnostic English test back yesterday.
Only one student(2nd grader) in the history of the school has ever gotten a zero. And I mean a 0 (ZERO!!) on this test. It is an easy test, and I mean EASY. It's a What color is this? What's your name? Who is the boy with the black hat? kind of test, but one kid failed to have enough karma to guess even one a, b, c, d, or e right.
Before you ask:
1. He was not sick.
2. He did not fall asleep.
3. He did not commit a heinous marking error.
4. He is an only moderately maladjusted teenage boy.
5. He was breathing during the entire test.
And, yes, his name is actually 유범석.
And, no, of course I do not really think of him as a stupid m-f, but it did seem a novel way to share my story with the group.
Ta.
Last edited by flotsam on Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:06 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Peter Jackson
Joined: 23 Apr 2006
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:25 pm Post subject: School |
|
|
Poor kid! At first I thought this was a thread about Yu Bum Suck, the poster. I was wondering what he had done... 
He should meet my student: Yu Suck Me....maybe they are related...  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Yu_Bum_suk
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Ha ha! Brilliant. It's nice to have such highly esteemed name-sakes.
I wonder if I could score zero on a basic Korean test. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:09 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
Ha ha! Brilliant. It's nice to have such highly esteemed name-sakes.
I wonder if I could score zero on a basic Korean test. |
Aim high, YBS, aim high.  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
liehtzu
Joined: 24 Mar 2003
Location: the sticks, Korea
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:14 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| I have yet to teach individuals with such brilliant names in Korea, but I had some kickers in Thailand, as "porn" figures prominently in a lot of female names. I had a Titiporn and a Supaporn, among others... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
ilovebdt
Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:24 pm Post subject: Re: Yu Bum Suk is the stupidest motherf****r in Korea!! |
|
|
Aw, poor kid. I guess he is just one of those people who can't master languages.
I hope is parents don't beat him to a pulp.
You going to give him extra tuition Flotsam ?
ilovebdt
| flotsam wrote: |
We got the results of our school's(middle school) diagnostic English test back yesterday.
Only one student(2nd grader) in the history of the school has ever gotten a zero. And I mean a 0 (ZERO!!) on this test. It is an easy test, and I mean EASY. It's a What color is this? What's your name? Who is the boy with the black hat? kind of test, but one kid failed to have enough karma to guess even one a, b, c, d, or e right.
Before you ask:
1. He was not sick.
2. He did not fall asleep.
3. He did not commit a heinous marking error.
4. He is an only moderately maladjusted teenage boy.
5. He was breathing during the entire test.
And, yes, his name is actually 유범석.
And, no, of course I do not really think of him as a stupid m-f, but it did seem a novel way to share my story with the group.
Ta. |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Peter Jackson
Joined: 23 Apr 2006
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:45 pm Post subject: Thai names |
|
|
| I had Kidiporn and Supapich in Thailand. Thais pronounce p like b... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Beej
Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Location: Eungam Loop
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:52 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| In Viet Nam, Bich (pronounced beek despite the spelling) is a popular female name. Once my friends and i had a bar maid named that. So once the beer starting flowing it was " bich, bring me another beer" and may I have another, bich?" |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:52 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| I always thought so. Didnt know you had a student that stupid, too. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Roch
Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:32 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
Ha ha! Brilliant. It's nice to have such highly esteemed name-sakes.
I wonder if I could score zero on a basic Korean test. |
You deserve a bone for that one, Yo Bum Suk (in all due respect). |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:45 pm Post subject: Re: Yu Bum Suk is the stupidest motherf****r in Korea!! |
|
|
| flotsam wrote: |
And, yes, his name is actually 유범석.
|
Maybe his parents were on to something. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul
|
| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:49 am Post subject: |
|
|
Amazing! An actual, real-life Yu Bum Suk!   |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
|
| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:05 am Post subject: |
|
|
The mods changed my thread title... 
At least allow me this new one. You may change again if it seems to naughty... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
|
| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:12 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I guess he needs an English teacher.
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
ilovebdt
Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul
|
| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:34 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Demophobe wrote: |
I guess he needs an English teacher.
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
