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karma police · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:43 am Post subject: F-Killer?

are Korean mosquitoes superhuman or what? Shocked

i swear to gawd, i just emptied a full can of F-Killer (Korea's sure fire mosquito exterminator) on an army of merciless, blood-sucking, tiny Korean vampires and still some are still on the goddam attack! Shocked

it's insane! what does it take to do-in the flying little leeches once and for all? huh? what? Evil or Very Mad

Bibbitybop · Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul

I've always wondered, what is in those spray killers. People spray them inside like it's oxygen. I refuse to use it.

Tancred · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:32 am Post subject:

I used to live beside a forest-covered mountain and had to endure the endless marauding of kamikaze mosquitoes on a nightly basis. One night, I swear I was driven to near insanity. 3 am on a school night and I found myself perched on a corner of my bed, still as a gargoyle, staking out the latest little blood-sucking ghoul that had awakened me with that maddeningly irritating buzz of theirs. Well, I got that bastard. And I killed his brothers and his sisters too. And I'll tell you something else...I liked it. I really liked it. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

The day after that though, I realized that this war simply couldn't go on. Through attrition alone, I would never defeat them. So, I found a new weapon. A doomsday device for the nefarious little fu#ks. I can't recall the name of it but you placed it beside your bed and it emitted a colourless, pleasantly odoured mist that certainly did it's job. I never had any problems with mosquitoes after that. Sure, it probably took a few years off my life and caused me to twitch violently whenever a thunderstorm approaches, but it got them. It got them good.

As I said, I can't remember the name, but I purchased it at the local Hanwha mart.

Happy hunting,

T.