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pest2
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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 Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:45 pm Post subject: I just ripped one |
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| Damn, its so embarrassing. I was sitting alone at the computer with on one else here and f@rted. Then a whole bunch of people walked in. There is no way they could have not smelled it. Yet, they just smiled and politely said, "anyanghaseo" |
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tzechuk
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Considering how badly some rooms smell without anyone ripping anything, I doubt they would have thought it was you... they might just think that the smell was normal. |
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genezorm
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Location: Mokpo
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| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| i do that all the time...i do mad silent but violents....the dude next to me doesn't seem to notice |
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Bibbitybop
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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| I try not to in class, but a couple times a year I let one off and see which student gets blamed for it. |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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| The tiles on the floor of our classrooms don't match well with my shoes. When I lean forward or back, my shoes bend, causing the heel to scrap ever so slightly along the ground. The noise it makes sounds like a little fart. The first few times it happened, I wondered what the students thought. |
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pest2
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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| Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:13 am Post subject: |
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| tzechuk wrote: |
| Considering how badly some rooms smell without anyone ripping anything, I doubt they would have thought it was you... they might just think that the smell was normal. |
Yeah, maybe that explains the lack of any kind of reaction or acknowledgment... For lunch, they were having beebimbap -- curry concoction... and I ate beebimap for dinner the preceding night... and my fart smelled like beebimbap anyway, soo.... |
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cangel
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: Jeonju, S. Korea
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| Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:41 am Post subject: |
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| At least you didn't shart! |
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mole
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III
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| Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:28 am Post subject: |
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| cangel wrote: |
| At least you didn't shart! |
Also known as foop. |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| cangel wrote: |
| At least you didn't shart! |
Is that a wet fart? |
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SeoulShakin
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Shart would be the words sh*t and fart put together.
Foop is the words poop and fart put together.
Therefore, a shart or a foop is when you say "man, I really have to fart", only to realize after the fact that your during your fart, you accidently shat yourself a little.
Pretty gross haha. |
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cbclark4
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan
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| Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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One of my students cleared a room yesterday.
I was the first one out. |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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| cbclark4 wrote: |
One of my students cleared a room yesterday.
I was the first one out. |
Gas Attack, all the schools are having regional tests and they didn't give us the day off. |
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on_me_head_son
Joined: 26 May 2004
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:39 am Post subject: |
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I just farted the drum beat of Sunday Bloody Sunday, but there was nobody around to hear it  |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:33 am Post subject: |
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Ever bolt out of the class on your co-teacher and students because of that deep down painful "I'm gonna shiit my drawers any second!" feeling???Then you rush to do your business because you want them to think you only went to take a leak... But, because it was so nasty, because there is no soap in the damn restroom, and because you rushed back as quickly as possible, you kinda worry that the stench may be lingering on you... As you may well know, kids have no problem blurting out, "Ahhh! What's that smell??? Smells like ddong!!!!"... Then all eyes on you... 
Limit your jalapeno peppers intake...  |
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cbclark4
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan
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| Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:15 am Post subject: |
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| DRAMA OVERKILL wrote: |
Ever bolt out of the class on your co-teacher and students because of that deep down painful "I'm gonna shiit my drawers any second!" feeling???Then you rush to do your business because you want them to think you only went to take a leak... But, because it was so nasty, because there is no soap in the damn restroom, and because you rushed back as quickly as possible, you kinda worry that the stench may be lingering on you... As you may well know, kids have no problem blurting out, "Ahhh! What's that smell??? Smells like ddong!!!!"... Then all eyes on you...
Limit your jalapeno peppers intake... |
You need some of these.
http://www.playtexproductsinc.com/wetones/index.asp
I keep a pak with me at all times. |
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