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Something Weird Happened Today
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Whistleblower



Joined: 03 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:21 pm    Post subject: Something Weird Happened Today Reply with quote

I was going to the local convenience store for some milk and a packet of condoms from my apartment. I pushed the button for the lift and the doors sprang open. I entered the lift and there were a Korean couple hugging each other.

Nonetheless, I had to push the button to the right floor and asked the Korean couple to move. They kind of moved awkwardly and the guys trousers fell down. The woman was wearing this miniskirt with string that went round her waist and I noticed the woman's string was undone and her skirt was falling down. The guy blushed put didn't even bother to pick his trousers up and his girlfriend was hugging him and hiding.

The odd thing though was that the guy was about 50 and the girl in her early 20's. Now I don't mean to be rude but couldn't they both wait to get to a motel or something to roger away for as long as they like? Why do it in a lift when people are bound to get in it and for it to stop every so often. Koreans are just as human. It was the longest lift ride in my life and the couple didn't say a word.

I got to the shop, got my things and got back without anything else happening. Just kinda shocked me when Koreans are f'king for anything in a lift. Rolling Eyes
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aarontendo



Joined: 08 Feb 2006
Location: Daegu-ish

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exhibitionists and I'm proud of em! Was she hot?...if so good on him!

**Edited did say her originally, but I think going with a 50 year old guy isn't so difficult eh?
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get a dvd room, people! Always kind of freaky when you see young couples making out in public places like Starbucks.
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genezorm



Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Location: Mokpo

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

for real you should have asked to join
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Masta_Don



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If foreigners have sex in public, people complain. If Koreans have sex in public, people complain. Just who is it okay for to have sex in public then?!
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diver



Joined: 16 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Er...I'm not convinced that it was his girlfriend.
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't buy ANY of this story.
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mrsquirrel



Joined: 13 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you smell his fingers?
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Ginormousaurus



Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Location: 700 Ft. Pulpit

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
I don't buy ANY of this story.


Me neither. I'm not saying that it couldn't happen, but it is obviously a response to that other thread on a similar topic.
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tsgarp



Joined: 01 Dec 2003

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aerosmith fans, eh.
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Mr Crowley



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Location: Suwon

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should have gave him a high five.
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The odd thing though was that the guy was about 50 and the girl in her early 20's.

Not his girlfriend.

But she could be yours for an hour if the price is right.
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khyber



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not his girlfriend.

But she could be yours for an hour if the price is right.
Could that price be a ruined marriage, and a new Prada hand bag?
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RJjr



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Turning on a Lamp

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

khyber wrote:
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Not his girlfriend.

But she could be yours for an hour if the price is right.
Could that price be a ruined marriage, and a new Prada hand bag?


I should've picked up some of those $5 Prada knockoffs down in Vietnam and gone on the barter system in Seoul. Crying or Very sad
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Something Weird Happened Today Reply with quote

Whistleblower wrote:
I was going to the local convenience store for some milk and a packet of condoms from my apartment.



What exactly are you planning to do with milk and condoms?

Mr. Green
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