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[Emma Mack]

Woman forgets to make Halloween costume sexy

Natalie Redmond (20) is this morning recovering from attending a Halloween party dressed in an unsexy outfit. She claims the event caused her a great deal of "distress and humiliation."

In celebration of the annual festival, she elected to disguise herself as knight in a suit of armour, with an intricate chainmail top, armour plated leggings and a medieval helmet. The costume took about a week to plan, several trips into town and resulted in a total cost of around �100 rental fees.

in an interview the shop assistant of the costume shop she used, and he told us how Ms. Redmond brazenly tried on the costume in full view of other shoppers, despite the leggings covering all of her legs, the top not displaying any bare cleavage, and even the helmet inhibiting any make-up that may have upped her sexiness.

"She then paid us for the goods and left. I was baffled, I could hardly speak. I don't think there was any malice on her part, I think she honestly didn't realise what she was doing. Maybe I should have said something, offered her sliver hot-pants or something. Or a big-boobed chest-plate. I don't know. Hindsight is 20-20."

One woman, who was trying on a sexy teacher outfit at the time Ms. Redmond was in the shop, branded her outfit as "extremely offensive."

On Halloween night Ms. Redmond still appeared to be unaware to her offence, as she helped her little sister Stephanie get ready as a sexy witch. Stephanie told us she also didn't want to say anything, as "it just didn't seem right." Even when Stephanie's friends Ciara (a sexy prisoner), Sinead (a sexy pest-control professional) and Hazel (a sexy firewoman) called to the house, Ms. Redmond didn't perceive her blunder.

Ms. Redmond arrived at a halloween party at approximately 22:11, but according to police reports, she was still oblivious as late as 22.30.

"I was getting funny looks off everyone when I came in, and it didn't hit me straight away as to why", she told us in a candid interview. "I mean, I was expecting people to be impressed with my costume, maybe give me the odd smile, laugh or hug, but people were just looking at me like I'd broken up their parents' marriage or something, it was very strange. It was fine until I lifted my helmet, but once people saw that I was a woman, they just stared in disbelief."

It was only when Ms. Redmond met her three close friends, Pauline Downey, Rachel O'Toole and Jennifer Kenny, respectively dressed as a sexy fitness instructor, a sexy quantity surveyor and a sexy Israeli spy, that she began to notice the horror of her omission. "I met the girls", she explains, "then we got a drink at the bar. The barwoman was dressed as a sexy librarian, I think. It gets a bit blurry after that, I just remember this horrible feeling of realisation come over me. I guess I then passed out."

Witnesses claim Ms. Redmond was helped outside to get some air by her three friends, who got assisstance off a sexy geisha, a sexy priate-woman and sexy footballer.

"I woke up outside in floods of tears", she recalls, "a passing sexy princess offered me a tissue. I'd no idea who she or her friend, a sexy bumblebee, were, but I appreciate their kindness."

Ms. Redmond also wanted to extend her thanks to the sexy policewoman, sexy gangster, sexy kitten, sexy bus-driver, sexy girlscout, sexy angel, sexy air-traffic controller, sexy bunny-girl, sexy dragon, sexy chef, sexy elephant, sexy cowgirl, sexy bumblebee, sexy indian, sexy nurse, sexy nun, sexy right-wing politician and all their male acquaintences for allowing her cut to the front of the taxi rank.

"I just had to get out of there as soon as I could, it was one of the most horrible moments in my life, and I'm so thankful to everyone that was there for me in my most vulnerable state

[mountainous]

fun article for sure, Emma, did you write this yourself? lmao, good read

[Emma Mack]

No, didnt write it, but I deemed it good enough to share all by myself!