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iiicalypso
Joined: 13 Aug 2003
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 Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject: "I'm scratching my privates" |
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I am tired of not being funny. People go out of their way to point out how not funny I am. So, I want to invent a joke.
The problem is, I am not funny!
So, please help me. The punchline is "so I'm scratching my privates."
The scenario is, I am a teacher who finds himself too busy to continue teaching my private students. Can anybody help turn this hve baked idea into a joke?
Please? |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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Not a joke yet but maybe to help things along.
Maybe your teacher has a list of students who have canceled their classes with him and he has to scratch off his privates? |
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mateomiguel
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| So this lieutenant in charge of a platoon of new recruits takes them out into the forest, and they get poison ivy. |
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nobbyken
Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe the punchline should be, "I'm getting my privates up to scratch". |
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Czarjorge
Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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Just say, "I'm scratching my privates" at inappropriate times. It's funny already. Jokes are overrated, but bizarre statements made often, hilarious.
Try using it like "That's what she said," or "You do." |
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