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[gypsyfish]

My favorite Thanksgiving story:

A man loved to sit around, watch his wife cook while football played on the TV. And pass gas. The wife would be in the kitchen and hear a wall-shaking fart in the next room, followed by the old man's giggle. She'd get mad and yell at him and tell him that one day he would fart so hard that he'd fart out his intestines. He'd laugh and then poot another time.

One Thanksgiving, the husband was dozing on the couch - farting - and the wife thought, "I'll teach him a lesson." She took the turkey gibblets, went in the living room where her gassy husband slept, pulled his underpants aside and gently filled his shorts. She went back to the kitchen and waited.

A few minutes later. she heard a fart echo through the house, followed by a loud scream. Instead of giggling, she heard her husband whimpering. She waited a few minutes to give him a chance to think about his habit and then went in the living room to see her white-faced husbad sitting on the couch, turkey giblets dripping from his fingers.

"What happened to you?" she ask barely concealing a smile.

Her husband answered, "All those years you said that one day I'd fart my guts out and today I did. But with the help of god and these three fingers, I was able to shove them back in."

Try not to think about that while you're eating your gravy!

Happy Gobble Day!

[JustJohn]

Hah, the version I know is Sven and Olaf gone hunting...

[Alpha-Epsilon]

I laughed a lot about this one but thought perhaps you know the story about turkeys making love and finding out they're people is better, more like the old gravy-train back on the living room couch. . .gobble, gobbling and all.