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SuperFly · Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse

Since I searched five times using different criteria for the joke thread, I'm giving up and starting a new thread. If any mod can find the other one(s), feel free to merge this and that together. I fully support you.

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Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the UPS man comments.

Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"

"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded. "Your name came up seven times......"

SuperFly · Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse

Why, you no rike the joke?

Drunken Monkey · Joined: 17 Jan 2007

You mean this one?
http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=74881&highlight=

SuperFly · Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse

Si...

A thread merge would be nice...

karma police · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:56 am Post subject:

this one's for you, dawd... Cool

HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET!!!

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.

Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.

This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.

Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

karma police · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:07 am Post subject:

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

there were 10 women and 1 man.

the rope was not strong enough to carry them all,

so they decided that 1 had to leave,

because otherwise they were all going to fall.

they weren't able to choose that person,

until the man gave a very touching speech.

he said that he would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,

as a man,

he was used to giving up everything for his wife and kids or for women in general,

and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

as soon as he finished his speech,

all the women started clapping... Laughing