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If Dave's Cafe was a Drinking Game
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove



Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: Central Areola

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:39 pm    Post subject: If Dave's Cafe was a Drinking Game Reply with quote

Can't stop thinking about drinking for some reason. What if DESLC was a drinking game?

someone gets spliffed - drink two
mindmetoo posts a photo - finish vessel
jinju has a rant - drink one
superfly does the dog schtick - drink three
Real reality pulls out some stats - drink four
the mods pull an acceptable thread -drink one
tompatz posts advice - drink two
steve schertzer posts something ridiculous - drink one
yu bum suk posts about public schools - drink one
kermo talks about boys - drink one
seoulshakin posts an anecdote - drink two
big bird posts something on women - drink one
spliff posts a Very Happy - drink one

more?
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:47 pm    Post subject: Re: If Dave's Cafe was a Drinking Game Reply with quote

Rapacious Mr. Batstove wrote:
more?


Any man mentions *beep* size, tightness of condoms, the idea that he's bigger than anyone else. Drink one.
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ernie



Joined: 05 Aug 2006
Location: asdfghjk

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if dave's was a drinking game i'd be drunk at work...
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't done the dog schtick in three months. Really, you guys are still going on about this and I've been a good boy...a really good boy. Very Happy
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperFly wrote:
I haven't done the dog schtick in three months. Really, you guys are still going on about this and I've been a good boy...a really good boy. Very Happy


OK. Everytime you say "my wife hits me" we get two drinks.
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove



Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: Central Areola

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperFly wrote:
I haven't done the dog schtick in three months. Really, you guys are still going on about this and I've been a good boy...a really good boy. Very Happy


No really, I though it was cool. I never bitched about it.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:18 pm    Post subject: Re: If Dave's Cafe was a Drinking Game Reply with quote

Rapacious Mr. Batstove wrote:

kermo talks about boys - drink one


Hey, I'm trying to settle down here. Make that "boy" --singular-- until further notice.
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everytime bramble goes off on The Bobster... Very Happy Very Happy - drink one
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SeoulShakin



Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha I didn't realize I posted so many anecdotes.

How about, every time Mr. Batstove changes his avatar, we drink one? Wink
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Masta_Don



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whenever banjero-korea threatens to fight someone, that person has to finish their drink.
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

drink 3 ('cause he's a lush) every time masta_don creates an offensive thread.
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: regina spektor - sailor song
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SeoulShakin



Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drink 5 every time someone says "SeoulShakin, I thought you were a guy!". That's getting old haha.
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normalcyispasse



Joined: 27 Oct 2006
Location: Yeosu until the end of February WOOOOOOOO

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whenever a rational post devolves into an ad-hom flamewar, take a sip. You'll be drunk in an hour.
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everytime someone posts a 911 conspiracy thread, drink one.
Everytime someone posts a Ron Paul thread, drink one.
Everytime Joo says "John Pilger is an evil fascist" drink three.

And if you are waiting for me to posts threads about women, I'm afraid you won't be getting that drunk. Razz
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SeoulShakin



Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
Everytime someone posts a 911 conspiracy thread, drink one.
Everytime someone posts a Ron Paul thread, drink one.
Everytime Joo says "John Pilger is an evil fascist" drink three.

And if you are waiting for me to posts threads about women, I'm afraid you won't be getting that drunk. Razz


Hehe how about every time you make a poll? Smile

I think I've seen you do a few of those!
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