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[sojourner1]

Lie detector tests. Embedded microchips that tirelessly download all thoughts into a smart super computer for real time analysis to prevent crime before it happens. There have been several science fiction movies made on such concepts which I mention, because science fiction almost always comes true given time.

Really, all industries find that they have criminals working in them only when an incident occurs and all the facts surface which ruins it for everyone who are honestly in a career for the right reasons. As in all jobs, employees are entrusted to have the integrity to be who they say they are when they apply and accept an offer. The only way to have a crime free industry of any sort is do something unthinkable like have microchips embedded in everyone's brains that downloads all thoughts into a central computer with advanced capabilities to decipher what everyone are thinking. Think it's impossible, think again, though this does not apply to the current situation at hand as we are not that far along yet. This sounds crazy weird, but it's possible at some point in time. Look at how dirty the executive career track is with all these corrupt CEO's, analysts, day traders, and accountants. Work related crime and corruption of all sorts is a problem of astronomical proportions in all industries that is mounting huge losses for all of us living today and in the future.

Nope, I am not smoking anything, I am just a thinking man; a scholar.

[garykasparov]

Anal probes

[anyway]

Certification of your vasectomy

[SirFink]

Ban all unmarried males over the age of 30. If you're over 30 and not married, you're clearly a homosexual or a child molester. And since there are no homosexuals in Korea you're gonna have one lonely year anyway, waygook!

Daily stool checks to see if you're eating your kimchi. To do otherwise would be an insult to the great people, history, culture and cuisine of Korea. Day Han Min Gook! Shining!