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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:58 pm Post subject: Thank you, Seoul policeman |
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I was riding my motorbike on Friday and was keeping up with the group of bikes in front of me. We weaved in and out of traffic and briefly rode onto the sidewalk (it had no pedestrians and was wide, I know everyone hates bikes on the sidewalk). As we approached the intersection, 3 policemen were pulling over every biker. I don't know if it was to check for licenses or for riding briefly on the sidewalk. The cop asked me "Migookin?" I said "Ney." He asked me "license?" I said "Ney." He then waved me on while they carded everyone.
In a country that often looks down on foreigners and treats them differently, it was nice to be treated differently and benefiting from it. Thank you, Seoul policeman. |
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Pak Yu Man

Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Location: The Ida galaxy
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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He didn't do you a favor. He did himself a favor. It's a pain in the a$$ to give a ticket to a foreigner. They'd have to call in someone to speak English abd tell you why you are getting a ticket, unless you are foolish enough to speak to them in fluent Korean. |
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ChopChaeJoe
Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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After two years of living here, if there is one reason i hate this country it is the motorcycles on the sidewalks. |
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jaganath69

Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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ChopChaeJoe wrote: |
After two years of living here, if there is one reason i hate this country it is the motorcycles on the sidewalks. |
Agreed. I'd like to see piano wire strung up to stop this. |
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freshking
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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I had the same thing happen to me when making an illegal u-turn. They didn't want to deal with me. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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If you have a loud boom box playing Korean disco music strapped to the fuel tank while your boyfriend sits on the back, both of you without helmets, you don't actually need to stop for the police. In fact you should speed up when you see them and blast a tune on your horn. Then drive past them two or three times just make them smile. |
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Cheonmunka

Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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I think they prefer it when you have two friends on the back weaving through traffic at 70 km/h with a big smile on your face. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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I was in a similar scenario as Bibbitybop a few weeks ago. There was a traffic stop set up where they were checking everyone's breath. I pulled up to the stop, a cop started to put the thing up to me, then he looked in my helmet and saw my gorgeous white face. I was promptly waved through with a look of annoyance. The funny part was I was fairly drunk at the time. (don't worry, I don't drink and drive)
Pro Tip: Do not speak Korean or respond intelligently to anything said in Korean by any policeman or other authority figure looking to bother you. If they do attempt to speak English, unless it's fluent English and you know they know what they are saying, pretend you can't understand what they are saying and just repeat everything like it's a question. |
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jaganath69

Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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Qinella wrote: |
The funny part was I was fairly drunk at the time. (don't worry, I don't drink and drive) |
How do you reconcile these two statements? |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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jaganath69 wrote: |
Qinella wrote: |
The funny part was I was fairly drunk at the time. (don't worry, I don't drink and drive) |
How do you reconcile these two statements? |
Sssshhhhhh ssssshhhh ssshh sshh sshh sshh sshh sh sh |
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tzechuk

Joined: 20 Dec 2004
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:36 am Post subject: |
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Qinella wrote: |
jaganath69 wrote: |
Qinella wrote: |
The funny part was I was fairly drunk at the time. (don't worry, I don't drink and drive) |
How do you reconcile these two statements? |
Sssshhhhhh ssssshhhh ssshh sshh sshh sshh sshh sh sh |
tsk, tsk, tsk... kitty. You are busted! |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: All over the map
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:48 am Post subject: |
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Q has unleashed the Dogs of Hell (or War, or whatever). May Dave's have mercy on your Seoul. |
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The_Conservative
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:21 am Post subject: |
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Qinella wrote: |
I was in a similar scenario as Bibbitybop a few weeks ago. There was a traffic stop set up where they were checking everyone's breath. I pulled up to the stop, a cop started to put the thing up to me, then he looked in my helmet and saw my gorgeous white face. I was promptly waved through with a look of annoyance. The funny part was I was fairly drunk at the time. (don't worry, I don't drink and drive)
Pro Tip: Do not speak Korean or respond intelligently to anything said in Korean by any policeman or other authority figure looking to bother you. If they do attempt to speak English, unless it's fluent English and you know they know what they are saying, pretend you can't understand what they are saying and just repeat everything like it's a question. |
Pro Tip 2: If they do speak fluent English just say "English no" and repeat it in reply to every question they ask you in English. For all they know you could be German, or Russian or French or....
Fustrated by lack of comprehension of either English or Korean they will wave you on through.  |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:12 am Post subject: |
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No excuse for riding on the sidewalk.
Only a complete and utter *beep* would do that.
Roads are for motorbikes sidewalks are for pedestrians.
Yes I am a biker (not here sadly) and no I have never ridden on the side walk even in Thailand. |
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jaganath69

Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:45 am Post subject: |
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Qinella wrote: |
jaganath69 wrote: |
Qinella wrote: |
The funny part was I was fairly drunk at the time. (don't worry, I don't drink and drive) |
How do you reconcile these two statements? |
Sssshhhhhh ssssshhhh ssshh sshh sshh sshh sshh sh sh |
Seriously though dude, be careful. My brother died on a motorbike. Not drunk either. Those things are death traps. |
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