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mcgeezer · Joined: 17 Apr 2007

This will be funny....Me and my buds always bring up funny ones every now and again...just try to form the plot a little to give the the quote some context!

(Homer is at Moe's Tavern drinking beer when Mulder and Scully walk in... Mulder proceeds to ask homer about the possibility of an alien in Springfield...)

Mulder: Mr. Simpson, what were you doing on the night of September 20th?

Homer: I was at home with my family...

Mulder: You know Mr. Simpson, the FBI doesn't like to be lied to...

(homer gets a nervous look on his face)
Homer: Okay!! I was in the back of Barney's car eating packets of mustard!

reactionary · Joined: 22 Oct 2006 Location: korreia

�Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!! By the way I was being sarcastic...�

-Homer

Boodleheimer · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:42 pm Post subject:

Homer: oh, i've never heard of any of them.

Announcer: and they'll all be signing autographs!

Homer: oo!

cangel · Joined: 19 Jun 2003 Location: Jeonju, S. Korea

Homer ambles through the backyard dressed in monks' robes.
Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed.
-- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic''

Almighty stands in the Simpsons television room.
God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer: [in fear] Uh, kind-of... b-but...
God: But what!
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there.
-- ``Homer the Heretic''

Homer explains that he'll just worship God in his own way. God agrees.
``It's a deal.''
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
-- God takes his leave, ``Homer the Heretic''

crusher_of_heads · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject:

There's more to being a minister than not caring about people.-Reverend Lovejoy

normalcyispasse · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject:

Homer trying to casually buy illegal fireworks: Let me have one of those porno magazines... large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two.
Later...
Marge seeing Homer's purchases: I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

mcgeezer · Joined: 17 Apr 2007

hahahaha...i'm laughing hard at work right now! good work folks!!

(Marge prepares a special breakfst for the family where the eggs/toast/bacon make a cute smiley face on the plate)

Marge: Anyone noticed anything different about breakfast this morning?

Homer: Nope! Same old garbage!

(family members all laugh)

The_Eyeball_Kid · Joined: 20 Jun 2007

(From TV) Chief: You're off the case, McGarnigle!

(From TV) McGarnigle: No, you're off your case, chief.

(From TV) Chief: What does that mean, exactly?

Homer: It means he gets results, YOU STUPID CHIEF!

Lisa: Sit down, dad.

davai! · Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Location: Kuwait

"[Gasp!] There's a New Mexico!" -Homer

Ilsanman · Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Bucheon, Korea

Mr Burns: Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I'm from some place far away!!! yes yes, that will do.

Bibbitybop · Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul

Ralph quotes are the best.

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Boodleheimer · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:37 pm Post subject:

good, cuz i got a hot date tonight
BZZ
*a* date tonight
BZZ
dinner with friends
BZZ
dinner alone
BZZ
watching tv alone
BZZ
all right, all right, i'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalogue.
BZZ
Sears Catalogue
DING DING DING
are we done here already? i don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment
BZZ

from Who Shot Mr Burns, Part II. Moe.

mcgeezer · Joined: 17 Apr 2007

hahah that last one about Moe was good....

This is from the episode where Marge and Moe go into business together....
They are flying to aruba for a bar owners convention, and homer feels so jealous so he chases the plane down the runway and gets inside to find Marge and Moe sitting beside each other enjoying the time...

(Homer looking distraught)
Homer: Hey! That's my wife and i miss her so much!

Moe: You don't love Marge; you don't know anything about her!

Homer: Sure I do!

Moe: Okay then, what's her favorite food?

Homer: I dunno...Uhhh...Ice?

Dome Vans · Guest

Homer in the gay episode. After lifting Bart above his head so he won't get hurt by the reindeer. Homer, twice, gets butted to the ground:

Bart: Dad, are you hurt?
Homer: Just my bones and...... organs.

Classic!

mehmeh · Joined: 23 May 2007 Location: South, South Korea

"Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different..." - Homer