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venus · Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: Near Seoul

Out in the street at around 3am on a sat morning after an evening of beer drinking. Usually close to the front of a restaurant where vast wafts of steam are floating to the heavens as many more big dumps are being prepared and amongst simmilarly drunken company. In fact I actually prefer having big dumps amongst company rather than alone, I like the feeling of camraderie.

I usually employ the aid of two thin wooden sticks to aid the finishing of the big dump, as well as some salty brown liquid and a few slices of yellow radish to assist the process.

I love having a big dump mostly outside on a cold day; I'm not too fond of big dumps in summer as my stomach doesn't feel up to it in the humid, soupy air.

I haven't had a big dump for a few weeks now and I can definately feel the urge for one gradually building...

I always... ah enough easy bad jokes, I'll let another person take over the batton.... Laughing

mindmetoo · Joined: 02 Feb 2004

genezorm · Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Location: Mokpo

i'm going to enjoy a big dump pretty soon
i prefer doing them at home, but i dont think i can wait
so i will do it at the school...i'll keep you posted on how it was

cj1976 · Joined: 26 Oct 2005

I like to surprise my girlfriend by laying a freshly prepared steaming big dump on her chest whilst she's sleeping. The look on her face when she sees it is unforgettable.

JungMin · Joined: 18 May 2005

Nothing's quite as satisfying as a big dump.

Smee · Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Location: Jeollanam-do

If there are forks in your dump, you're doing it wrong.

cj1976 · Joined: 26 Oct 2005

It would have been even better if they were called "Big Fork-in Dump".

venus · Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: Near Seoul

I always feel better when my big dumps have a higher meat to glass noodle as filler content. I just find them more satisfying that way.

I also like my big dumps to be steaming hot. It's very enjoyable to see a nice big dump emitting long tendrills of steam on your table, or even in your hand (wrapped in paper of course.) Bend over the steaming big dump, and inhale the delicious aroma... ah.

mindmetoo · Joined: 02 Feb 2004

Changed the title not to scare people off... thinking this was some scat thread. Carry on! Smile

JungMin · Joined: 18 May 2005

Bernard_Carleton · Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:

Now come on... I can't be the only one who has wished for a fork while taking a dump... especially one of those I-haven't-eaten-kimchi-in-a-while stiff and hard to move dumps. A fork (and a bit of creative leverage) might help free up that butthole so we can get on with our day.

Axl Rose · Joined: 16 Feb 2006

Well, I always said mandu was sh*t. Laughing

flakfizer · Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:50 pm Post subject:

Why, in Suwon, of course.

Sleepy in Seoul · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:08 am Post subject:

A fork would come in handy when trying to ease the dump out onto a plate, although I must say that I would prefer to work it out with a pencil...