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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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 Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: 10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Prolongs Life by 5 years |
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10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years...
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A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
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Pluto
Joined: 19 Dec 2006
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mateomiguel
Joined: 16 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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| I am not sure that I believe this study. I would like to test it further. I'm organizing a confirmation test this weekend, PM me for details. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Help a brother out here, Big_bird? |
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Kuros
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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What a crock of shit.
Too good to be true. |
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boatofcar
Joined: 20 Dec 2006
Location: Sheffield, UK
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| Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject: Re: 10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Prolongs Life by 5 years |
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| A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News |
Let's look at some other groundbreaking studies published in the Weekly World News, shall we?
 
and the ever popular
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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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| Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| I won't do it and you can't make me. Five more years is not worth it. |
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riverboy
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
Location: Incheon
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| Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Damn! That means with my korean wife, I should lose about ten years. |
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Justin Hale
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Location: the Straight Talk Express
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| Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:19 am Post subject: |
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Jumping Jesus H Christ, what's wrong with my reading tonight? I read "bombs"!
In any case, better get started looking at boobs right away!  |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:34 am Post subject: |
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| daskalos wrote: |
| I won't do it and you can't make me. Five more years is not worth it. |
 Somehow I rather expect the beneficial effects would be negligible in your particular case.  |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:51 am Post subject: |
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| Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping |
I'm wondering if there is something magical about boobs in and of themselves or if the resulting sexual excitement is the key. Couldn't a leg man get the same results if he were in a room full of mini-skirted models? Or a shoe fetishist in a shoe store? |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:02 am Post subject: |
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So,... health food restaurant?
(feel free to take 10 minutes to reply) |
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Mix1
Joined: 08 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:13 am Post subject: |
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| Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
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| Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping |
I'm wondering if there is something magical about boobs in and of themselves or if the resulting sexual excitement is the key. Couldn't a leg man get the same results if he were in a room full of mini-skirted models? Or a shoe fetishist in a shoe store? |
Or in my case the arse on Jennifer Lopez. Ba-Bamn! It's got nothing to do with her chest. |
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Czarjorge
Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:17 am Post subject: |
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| If this is the case then thanks to the internet men are healthier now more so than they've ever been in history. Yet, we're all fatter too. Hmmm? |
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Manner of Speaking
Joined: 09 Jan 2003
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