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cazador83
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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 Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:20 am Post subject: What kind of toilet do you have? |
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I had this bizarre curiosity to know how many of us have advanced toilets compared to just regular ones. When I say advanced I mean anything with buttons that do things like warm your seat, squirt water, etc.
Vote!
If you vote advanced, please tell what all it does! |
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Bibbitybop
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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| I have a "normal" toilet in my home. I think your survey should include "squat." |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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| I have a special toilet with a built in vacuum function. |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Fishead soup wrote: |
| I have a special toilet with a built in vacuum function. |
You toilet gives head at the same time as taking a crap?
What model is it? |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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We've got the 'squat and go' variety at our school. I haven't had to use them yet.
My Korean mission is to try and get through the year without having to do so. |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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| BS.Dos. wrote: |
We've got the 'squat and go' variety at our school. I haven't had to use them yet.
My Korean mission is to try and get through the year without having to do so. |
Get some practice in. If you suddenly need to go and you haven't tried before you might end up going down the back of your trousers.
Back in Thailand a revolting specimen turned up in our town. Steve was his name 24stone of Welsh rugby player and a fully qualified P.E. teacher. Steve was wild. For a small town he got noticed a lot. His drinking antics were as if he was back in uni.
His personal hygiene was somewhat lacking. He STANK. Never washed his clothes or himself. His students at the school he worked at started to complain about the smell. Then they started to complain about the fact that he had *beep* stains on the back of his beige work trousers. Yes he had been doing wet farts.
One afternoon (this is Steve's account) 5 minutes before lunch was over he needed a turd. So he went to the toilets, but all they had were squaters. So being the adventurous sort he went for it. After he finished crapping away he looked down to see that he had managed to hit the bowl but he had also deposited a large portion of it in his trousers that were around his ankles.
There was *beep* inside, on the belt and down the back.
He took his trousers off, gave them a wash in the sink quickly (in the school toilets with not trousers on), cleaned himself up the best he could and went to class.
The school requested that the agency remove him shortly after that.
So be warned, practice makes perfect and dropping a log in the back of your trousers before class isn't good for future employment. |
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nobbyken
Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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I had to use a public squat in Korea one day.
I took my jeans off to have a worry-free dump. 
My wife later told me that the trick was to only drop your trouser to knee level.  |
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Dome Vans
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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| mrsquirrel wrote: |
| BS.Dos. wrote: |
We've got the 'squat and go' variety at our school. I haven't had to use them yet.
My Korean mission is to try and get through the year without having to do so. |
Get some practice in. If you suddenly need to go and you haven't tried before you might end up going down the back of your trousers.
Back in Thailand a revolting specimen turned up in our town. Steve was his name 24stone of Welsh rugby player and a fully qualified P.E. teacher. Steve was wild. For a small town he got noticed a lot. His drinking antics were as if he was back in uni.
His personal hygiene was somewhat lacking. He STANK. Never washed his clothes or himself. His students at the school he worked at started to complain about the smell. Then they started to complain about the fact that he had *beep* stains on the back of his beige work trousers. Yes he had been doing wet farts.
One afternoon (this is Steve's account) 5 minutes before lunch was over he needed a turd. So he went to the toilets, but all they had were squaters. So being the adventurous sort he went for it. After he finished crapping away he looked down to see that he had managed to hit the bowl but he had also deposited a large portion of it in his trousers that were around his ankles.
There was *beep* inside, on the belt and down the back.
He took his trousers off, gave them a wash in the sink quickly (in the school toilets with not trousers on), cleaned himself up the best he could and went to class.
The school requested that the agency remove him shortly after that.
So be warned, practice makes perfect and dropping a log in the back of your trousers before class isn't good for future employment. |
Ah those welsh guys. Too proud to look past those "dirty" uni pints and initiation events. At my uni, the rugby team initiation involved there being 15 pints of guiness on the bar. One had a "douglas hurd" in. Being guiness you couldn't see it. Each member had to take a pint and drink it. If you drank the turd then you'll be unlikely to tell anybody. Nice huh?
I've got the normal bog. At school they've recently closed the sitting down one so there's only the squating one. Not sure if I'm doing it right, but I'm not covered in poop and my trousers are dry. Maybe there's a website for the correct positioning? In hungary they also have funny toilets which is like going for a dump on a saucer. I really don't need to look at what I've done, there'll be no pride there. |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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| mrsquirrel wrote: |
| BS.Dos. wrote: |
We've got the 'squat and go' variety at our school. I haven't had to use them yet.
My Korean mission is to try and get through the year without having to do so. |
Get some practice in. If you suddenly need to go and you haven't tried before you might end up going down the back of your trousers.
Back in Thailand a revolting specimen turned up in our town. Steve was his name 24stone of Welsh rugby player and a fully qualified P.E. teacher. Steve was wild. For a small town he got noticed a lot. His drinking antics were as if he was back in uni.
His personal hygiene was somewhat lacking. He STANK. Never washed his clothes or himself. His students at the school he worked at started to complain about the smell. Then they started to complain about the fact that he had *beep* stains on the back of his beige work trousers. Yes he had been doing wet farts.
One afternoon (this is Steve's account) 5 minutes before lunch was over he needed a turd. So he went to the toilets, but all they had were squaters. So being the adventurous sort he went for it. After he finished crapping away he looked down to see that he had managed to hit the bowl but he had also deposited a large portion of it in his trousers that were around his ankles.
There was *beep* inside, on the belt and down the back.
He took his trousers off, gave them a wash in the sink quickly (in the school toilets with not trousers on), cleaned himself up the best he could and went to class.
The school requested that the agency remove him shortly after that.
So be warned, practice makes perfect and dropping a log in the back of your trousers before class isn't good for future employment. |
I'm also Welsh and love to drink.
This is the good reason for not using those idiotic style toilets. After a night of heavy drinking I'll wear a tampon on my butt. Not only does it protect my pants against the possibility of wet flatulance but also helps me to connect with my feminine side. |
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prsman
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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This thread is just plain wrong.  Funny, but wrong. |
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cazador83
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:18 am Post subject: |
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i'm really surprised by the poll!! i figured more people would have an advanced toilet in their home!
i had one last year and it was great...did everything. |
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Jeju Rocks
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:06 am Post subject: |
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| Pardon my French, but have you ever heard of a 'bidet'? |
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cazador83
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:12 am Post subject: |
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| Jeju Rocks wrote: |
| Pardon my French, but have you ever heard of a 'bidet'? |
yes i sure have, but from my knowledge bidets aren't traditionally part of toilets, they're just small sinks in the corner that you wash your genitals with.
of course, nowadays they're built in more often. however, i didn't want to confuse anybody who didn't know what one was.
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:14 am Post subject: |
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I have had to resort to the squat a fair bit in recent weeks, due to lack of options at work, and I have decided that it is superior.
1- You get your business done fast. So fast you may have to look a few times to make sure you're done.
2- High speed and spread cheeks makes for less smear, and thus less toilet paper. Saves the environment.
3- Nice, yoga-like stretching. Really does wonders for the hamstrings.
So I say, "Yay!" to the squat toilet. |
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Cliffhanger
Joined: 07 Sep 2007
Location: Anyang
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:50 am Post subject: |
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Normal toilet here. I'm happy as long as it doesn't get clogged, which it hasn't yet.
I don't need any of the new spiffy gadgets and doodads.
As for the squats, thankfully I never had to use one yet other than no1, and I'd like to keep it that way thank you |
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