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[lastat06513]

This is how it began....

It's now 12:17am and I was surfing the 'net and the TV when I got a big case of the munchies. So, I go to the fridge and rummage through until I found what I thought was a gotsend- 2 delicious Big Macs in the veggie drawer. I thought about asking if it belong to anyone, but I finally decided 'f-it!", microwaved it and went into my room to eat it while watching a comedy called "Pauly Shore is Dead"
Anyway, I finish the Big Macs and brought the dish back out to the kitchen. That was where I found my brother, looking totally pissed as I walked past him with 2 empty Big Mac containers.

Me: Dude, whats up?
Him: A-hole, you ate my Big Macs!!!!! You d!ck!
Me: ....sorry, I didn't know they belonged to you.
Him: You should've asked before you scoured them, you douche!!!
Me:....

Man, I feel so guilty.
Not only for eating it, but also for sitting through such a stupid movie.
Dude, my cat even gave me a disapproving look.......

I feel so bad......

[Underwaterbob]

Yes, eating two big macs in one sitting is a terrible mistake.

[Fishead soup]

Certainly beats tofu hands down.

[davai!]

your brother will probably forgive you.

the fact that you watched "Pauly Shore is Dead" will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Think next time, ok?

[lastat06513]

Do you really want to know the sad state that American TV had become?

That was the only thing that look decent to watch....at the time.

I might as well turn on On-Demand and watch an episode of "family guy", can't get enough of Stewey Griffin......that wise-cracking lil' brat!

[lastat06513]

and about the food.......this was the 8th time I unwittingly ate his food, I think I am losing my "good-will chips"


I guess when you're hungry, instinct comes before intellect


UPDATE~~ My brother is pissed because I posted this here.....oops

[Billy Pilgrim]

Well, it doesn't get much more off-topic than this.

[Rapacious Mr. Batstove]

[lastat06513]

I can understand the bottle of gin and even the razorblades....
But Radiohead?

That seems so.......British Retro.


BTW- I'm 31......yes, I feel guilty and sad......should I shoot myself now or wait til new year?

[Ginormousaurus]

How dare you speak poorly of anything associated with Pauly Shore!

[Bibbitybop]

McDonald's is shitty when it's fresh off the grill. People buy that and put it in the fridge so it can be reheated later?

[blurgalurgalurga]

[spliff]

Dude, you secured them in your tummy, not much your bro can do cept call you a SPONGE!

[Faunaki]

Dude, like buy him some more and like get your cat some while you're at it.

[Bibbitybop]

I grew up in a state that barred alcohol sales on Sunday. In college, being the wiser of my 2 roommates, I usually stocked a 6 pack away for Sunday reserves. Stocking beer anytime was especially important before I was 21, too.

One of my roommates had a habit of forgetting about Sunday, or before any of us were 21, and taking my good beer (microbrew or import, usually, except for the OE 40 oz. when I was broke) and telling me he'd replace it later.

"Dude, it's fricking Sunday! I don't have beer now, ass."

Thank goodness I didn't keep my vodka in the fridge.

He always did buy me more beer, but it wasn't the pristine Sunday beer and usually it was not my brand. Usually, it was $2 or more cheaper.

Money seriously causes more rifts in friendships than it should, and there were times the beer was much more important than money.