| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
|
 Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:29 pm Post subject: Post a Christmas Joke |
 |
|
| Why is Christmas so much like being at work? Because you do all the hard graft, but then some fat b@stard in a suit gets all the credit. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Location: ^_^
|
| Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:01 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Santa's sex life is really boring.
He only comes once a year, and when he does come, it is down a chimney. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Ilsanman
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea
|
| Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject: |
|
|
How do we know that the nativity story didn't occur in Itaewon?
B/c they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
|
| Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:35 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Will a Jesus joke suffice on Santa's big holiday???
"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?"
"He kept getting nailed to the boards."
(Lord forgive me!) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
xtchr
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
|
| Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:36 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the innkeeper some nails and then asks "Can you put me up for the night?" |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
|
| Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Bondrock wrote: |
Santa's sex life is really boring.
He only comes once a year, and when he does come, it is down a chimney. |
Yeah, but he comes down EVERYONE'S chimney. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
