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[stevemcgarrett]

Since the writers strike has reduced "The Golden Globe Awards Show" this year to a one hour press conference, I thought it might be fitting to add a new category, in keeping with the current political scene in the U.S.

This inaugural vote will focus on the 2008 presidential candidates.

Feel free to post your own categories and/or nominees.

Here are my categories and nominations:

MOST PHOTOGENIC AWARD

John Edwards

JOHN KERRY 'LOYAL' CAMPAIGNER AWARD:

Chuck Norris, on behalf of Mike Huckabee

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED AWARD
(in winning theIr party's nomination)

Democrats: Barack Obama
Republicans: John McCain
Independent: Ron Paul

MOST LIKELY TO DROP OUT NEXT AWARD
(of those still in the running)

Republicans: Fred Thompson
Democrats: Bill Richardson

MOST LIKELY TO PERSIT-UNTIL-THE-BITTER-END AWARD

Democrat: Dennis Kucinich
Republican: Rudy Gialani
Independent: Ron Paul

ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR AWARD (special category)

Michael Bloomberg (NYC)

THE ALKA-SELTZER FIZZLE FAST AWARD (special category)

Tommy Thompson (R-WI)

HOTTEST IN-THE-RUNNING FIRST LADY AWARD

Cindy McCain

JANET RENO PERSON OF STATURE AWARD

Janet Huckabee

SUPPORTING CAST:

ACTOR IN A LEAD DRAMA (formerly Bubba-for-You)

Bill Clinton

ACTRESS IN A LEAD DRAMA (formerly Drama Queen)

Michelle Obama

MR. BLACKWELL'S BEST DRESSED AWARD

Rudy Giuliani

HUEY LONG AW-SHUCKS POPULIST AWARD

John Edwards

OSMOND FAMILY MAN AWARD

Mitt Romney

BOB DOLE PHOENIX-FROM-ASHES AWARD
(formerly Left-for-Dead)

John McCain

GO-PHER AWARD (formerly TIRELESS CAMPAIGNER)

Barack Obama, for dutifully delivering Dunkin' Donuts to his NH staffers

BILL RICHARDSON ROSWELL INTERPLANETARY AWARD

Dennis Kucinich

and finally:

SNL's PAT SCHROEDER & EDMUND MUSKIE VERKLEMPT AWARD (presented by their very own Linda Richman)

Hillary Rodham Clinton