SCE2AUX
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Location: Daegu
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 Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:45 am Post subject: The ESL Skippy List |
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A few years ago, US Army Specialist Schwarz aka "Skippy" assembled and posted "213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army."
Some examples:
- My proper military title is �Specialist Schwarz� not �Princess Anastasia�.
- I must get a haircut even if it tampers with my �Samson like powers�.
- I must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it�s true.
- I am not the atheist chaplain.
- If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean �I have been promoted three more times than you�.
Based on the intellectual prowess I've seen on these boards, I'm fairly certain that an appropriate list of warnings could be compiled from those with experience in Korea. |
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