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LL Moonmanhead
Joined: 21 Mar 2005
Location: yo momma
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Holy xenu! Thank goodness the church has withdrawn its policy of fair game.
Facts:
We evolved from clams.
Human souls came to earth in spaceships that look like DC3 planes.
We spent 35 years strapped to volcanoes that did not exist when L Ron claim they did.
While strapped to those volcanoes, we watched films about Jesus.
Then we were all blown up by nuclear bombs.
To get rid of our problems, it will cost you $150,000. This money is spent holding a battery tester and being asked if you've engaged in homosexual behavior.
Scientology claims millions of followers but that I've never seen a single Dave's user pop up claiming to be one leads me to believe they seriously over estimate their church membership. Hell, we have a Krishna here. No operating thetans? |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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| mindmetoo wrote: |
We evolved from clams.
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We didn't evolve from clams. It's more like how mitochondria were incorporated into our bodies, providing a mutualist relationship. Clams evolved into eyes, and we incorporated them into our bodies.
Scientology is crazy, but I think they've lost all their credibility and aren't as much of a problem anymore. I don't think fair game will ever go away, and they will always be digging into their opponents' lives looking for a dirty secret.
It's interesting that their religious practice consists of recording people hooked up to lie detector tests and asking them to relive traumatic memories and then use their imaginations. It wouldn't take much goading to bring out all sorts of sexual things in just about everyone. Just before the Tom Cruise gay rumours got really bad, he was considering leaving the church. I think they leaked bits of information to bully him into staying. |
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BuHaoChi
Joined: 30 Jan 2007
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 12:48 am Post subject: |
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| I'm in general ambivalent about religions, but I truly HATE Scientology. I hope they all get chucked into volcanoes and blown up with nuclear bombs. |
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Young FRANKenstein
Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:54 am Post subject: |
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| mindmetoo wrote: |
| Scientology claims millions of followers but that I've never seen a single Dave's user pop up claiming to be one leads me to believe they seriously over estimate their church membership. Hell, we have a Krishna here. No operating thetans? |
I've met a Raellian (sp?). Is that close enough? |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:08 am Post subject: |
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| Young FRANKenstein wrote: |
| mindmetoo wrote: |
| Scientology claims millions of followers but that I've never seen a single Dave's user pop up claiming to be one leads me to believe they seriously over estimate their church membership. Hell, we have a Krishna here. No operating thetans? |
I've met a Raellian (sp?). Is that close enough? |
Darn close. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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That guy from xenu TV is a wimp. Stand your ground and if any of them physically touch you, charge them with assault.
He should also charge them with slander for the crap they said about him.
But what he should have really done is when that horse faced moron got his face up to the cam, smash his camera in his face. |
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safeblad
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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| nice, ill download that when i get home from work. so far ive only seen the clip where john sweeney explodes with rage at the scientology guy on youtube. if thats in the show it WILL be interesting. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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That guy from xenu TV is a wimp. Stand your ground and if any of them physically touch you, charge them with assault.
He should also charge them with slander for the crap they said about him.
But what he should have really done is when that horse faced moron got his face up to the cam, smash his camera in his face. |
Scientologists have much better lawyers than average people.
South Park did a great episode on Scientology. The episode has been banned from rerun but is readily available online.
http://www.xenutv.com/cruise/sp-closet.htm
http://www.hedning.no/humor/southpark/southpark_S09E12.avi |
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JMO
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Wow watching that video, those guys in that video are scary. Complete scumbags. |
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seoulsucker
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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merkurix
Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Location: Not far from the deep end.
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:20 am Post subject: |
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| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
| jinju wrote: |
That guy from xenu TV is a wimp. Stand your ground and if any of them physically touch you, charge them with assault.
He should also charge them with slander for the crap they said about him.
But what he should have really done is when that horse faced moron got his face up to the cam, smash his camera in his face. |
Scientologists have much better lawyers than average people.
South Park did a great episode on Scientology. The episode has been banned from rerun but is readily available online.
http://www.xenutv.com/cruise/sp-closet.htm
http://www.hedning.no/humor/southpark/southpark_S09E12.avi |
Scientology is one of the very few religions (if not the ONLY one) that has tax-exempt status protections as a church in the U.S. as well as economic protections as a corporate entity (i.e., copyright protections on all of L. Ron Hubbard's books, trademarks, logos, etc.) and as a result of these two very advantageous protections they could afford to be as litigous as they are. One of the most fascinating Scientologists I have read about was Barbara Schwarz, who has made a name for herself on both Wikipedia, Usenet as well as the Supreme Court. You can judge for yourself. Okay, I said too much; I'm gonna run and hide now. Byebye. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| JMO wrote: |
| Wow watching that video, those guys in that video are scary. Complete scumbags. |
Scumbags? yes, scary? No way. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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| merkurix wrote: |
. One of the most fascinating Scientologists I have read about was Barbara Schwarz, |
A former member believing herself to be the daughter of L.Ron and he in turn to be the son of Dwight Eisenhowe, believing that her husband is Church official Mark Rathbun who the government is hiding and that he was wrongly convicted for her murder. His current whereabouts are unknown and his name erased from Scientology history. She spins a good yarn does Babs, do click on the link to learn about her early life, this girl out wackos Scientology hands down. |
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