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Crysis Hilariously Reviewed in roughly 3 minutes

 
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Thunndarr



Joined: 30 Sep 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:31 am    Post subject: Crysis Hilariously Reviewed in roughly 3 minutes Reply with quote

And it's spot on as well.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2808-Zero-Punctuation-Crysis
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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not laugh-out-loud brilliant, but brilliant none-the-less.
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep. I'd go along with that review.

I've heard Crysis has only sold 88,000 copies (in USA only?) anyway, it has really under-sold. Most people's PC's can't run it!!! Why did they make a game that can only be really enjoyed if you have a PC from the future??
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hanguker



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yah, that was good. He's done a lot of other similar reviews if you want to search around for them.
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hanguker wrote:
Yah, that was good. He's done a lot of other similar reviews if you want to search around for them.


Like right there on his site? Wink
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hanguker



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demophobe wrote:
hanguker wrote:
Yah, that was good. He's done a lot of other similar reviews if you want to search around for them.


Like right there on his site? Wink


?
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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After reading all his reviews I have the cranial equivalent of blue balls.

There's all this brilliant commentary and acerbic wit and it brings me to the point where I just want to bust a nut....and then....nothing.

How can this be?

Anyway, the best piss-take on video games I've seen, with the exception of this clip:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3p713bNaO4A
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Khenan



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked the BFG... haven't held one of those in a while.
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hanguker wrote:
Demophobe wrote:
hanguker wrote:
Yah, that was good. He's done a lot of other similar reviews if you want to search around for them.


Like right there on his site? Wink


?


Look on the right side ofthe linked page. Many (or all?) of his reviews are right there under 'related reading'.
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shetan



Joined: 24 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:


Anyway, the best piss-take on video games I've seen, with the exception of this clip:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3p713bNaO4A


oh my god that was so funny I cried.

"This guy has some serious balls. He goes around punching snakes in the face"

This one about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was funny also...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg&feature=related

My boss thinks Im a nutjob, crying and laughing at my desk!!
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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2831-Zero-Punctuation-The-Witcher

Hah haaaaaaaaah! This one finally made me spit up my beer all over the place. Be sure to watch to the VERY END.
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