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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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 Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:01 am Post subject: got asked to star in a porn movie tonight |
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yeah.
i wish i was kidding. dude comes up to me in a bar in sinchon tonight. asked to see my goods - of course, being c0cky, i obliged.
i was able to put it back in before he snapped photos with his phone but after that he invited me back to his table with his 3 buddies and this one girl who, in better light, would have looked like the surface of the moon...
yeah i said no. but what a freaky experience. |
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skconqueror
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:26 am Post subject: |
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sure ya did  |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:33 am Post subject: |
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| skconqueror wrote: |
| sure ya did |
as honestly as you proclaim to be a 100% snow-mexican, i did. weirdest experience so far in korea.
not the first time a man has asked to see my dingdong, but certainly the first time i was asked to enter it into the world of wage work. |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:41 am Post subject: |
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| Didn't you leave months ago for good? |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:43 am Post subject: |
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| twg wrote: |
| Didn't you leave months ago for good? |
got asked to do a winter intensive. money's money. it's interesting how i won't take money to paint an archipelago on some stranger's face, but i'll take it to teach essay writing. |
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bellum99
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: don't need to know
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:56 am Post subject: |
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So...you got bored at home and decided to become "Just Another Day II". Posting annoying and weird messages on Eslcafe.
Nice life...let's not trade. |
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spliff
Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:06 am Post subject: |
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Should have recorded it and then called the keystone cops...  |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:11 am Post subject: |
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| It's not totally unheard of. It isn't exactly an everyday thing to be asked, but it does happen. Usually after a few visits to the same 목욕탕. It gets tiresome having to search out new ones all the time, but it's one of the things some have to do. |
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daemyann
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:33 am Post subject: |
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Someone, besides a doctor, asks you to bare you goods (without monetary incentive) and you.....hop to it?...
Hmmm, can I see your bank account and credit card numbers?...
Being c0cky is one things, being a voyeur is quite another. |
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thegadfly
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:49 am Post subject: |
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| Exhibitionist -- a voyeur wants to see, exhibitionist wants to be seen.... |
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thegadfly
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:50 am Post subject: |
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| ...er...I mean, so I have heard.... |
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Donkey Beer
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:06 am Post subject: Re: got asked to star in a porn movie tonight |
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| uberscheisse wrote: |
yeah.
i wish i was kidding. dude comes up to me in a bar in sinchon tonight. asked to see my goods - of course, being c0cky, i obliged.
i was able to put it back in before he snapped photos with his phone but after that he invited me back to his table with his 3 buddies and this one girl who, in better light, would have looked like the surface of the moon...
yeah i said no. but what a freaky experience. |
He was probably freaked out by your nob cheese. You need to take of yourself better bro, nobody likes smelling that funk. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Nice work Uber, you get THREE merit badges--one for the offer, another for the drunkeness/cajones to flip out your schwantz in a bar, and a third for saying no to Lunar Lass and her evil pimps. Good on ya bro! |
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Benicio
Joined: 25 May 2006
Location: Down South- where it's hot & wet
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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Uber, so some guy you don't know comes up to you in a bar and asks to see your johnson- you think nothing of it, whip it out and show it to him right there in the bar?
Yeah, right!
Do you often hallucinate while drinking? |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Benicio wrote: |
| Uber, so some guy you don't know comes up to you in a bar and asks to see your johnson- you think nothing of it, whip it out and show it to him right there in the bar? |
I have a number of friends who would do that. |
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