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Ways To Surprise A Korean...
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ABC KID



Joined: 14 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:45 pm    Post subject: Ways To Surprise A Korean... Reply with quote

Cultural differences often surprise people and Korean's are no exception.

What ways can you think of to surprise a Korean person? Shocked ...

I'll start with one of my own...

Tell your Korean spouse it is okay to call his/her in-laws by their first name.


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discostar23



Joined: 22 Feb 2004
Location: getting the hell out of dodge

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz1W_omigwg

This is an old one but man does it get the korean's every time...hehe
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Chris Kwon



Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Location: North Korea

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cousin and her friend were surprised/shocked that people in America can kiss first before even dating. They both are conservative though, so I don't know how other women would react.
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thehappywaeguk



Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Location: Not Sure

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2) Tell your korean spouse that you want to go to sleep with a timerless fan turned on high and all the windows closed tight.
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speak Korean.
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suneV



Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: At the Flop

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sit on the doorstep of your villa on a Sunday morning with a big ceramic Kimchi pot, a big bowl of Chinese cabbages, some garlic, anchovies, salt, ginger and red peppers next to you. In between your legs have a big mixing bowl into which you mix your kimchi.

Stop making kimchi periodically to drink neat soju from a bottle whilst remarking out loud

"Ah the sky is so high this time of year and the wind is jealous of the flowers in spring!"
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matthews_world



Joined: 15 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

suneV wrote:
drink neat soju from a bottle


That actually happened as I took a sip straight from my first bottle of soju here. The Korean I was with was shocked.
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nicholas_chiasson



Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dress up as an evil clown and carry a chainsaw.
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walk into a police station and do this:

http://mx.youtube.com/watch?v=EYeU5qnujDE
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Katchafire



Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Location: Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

suneV wrote:
Stop making kimchi periodically to drink neat soju from a bottle whilst remarking out loud

"Ah the sky is so high this time of year and the wind is jealous of the flowers in spring!"


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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King Baeksu



Joined: 22 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The next time a Korean starts talking pedantically about jong, ask them if they can name all 12 types.
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Roving_gypsy_gurl



Joined: 29 Nov 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Insist that you really are a qualified teacher.
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nateium



Joined: 21 Aug 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've taken all the SamGyeopSal strips and thrown them all on the grill at the same time. Then I cut them all into smaller pieces before they were completely cooked on both sides, threw in some garlic, mushrooms, and occasionally reached over to stir it a bit. When the whole stirfry mess looked done, I just turned off the grill. Everything cooked through and tasted the same, but the looks of horror were priceless. Very Happy Plus, I didn't have the annoyance of cooking and eating at the same time.
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redeye



Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Location: Southside

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell them Korea actually isn't that cold. Really. It's as cold or colder where you're from. The response will be akin to--is that even possible? But it's too cold in Korea for foreigners! Their weak bodies can't handle it. Wink
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polonius



Joined: 05 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I took my schnauzer into work the other day, and a K teacher screamed a bloody murderous shriek. My dog often causes Korean girls to either jump a mile high or fall in love with him.



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