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How can I torture my neighbor?
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seoulsister



Joined: 04 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:03 pm    Post subject: How can I torture my neighbor? Reply with quote

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Underwaterbob



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knock on her door and talk to her about it?
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:21 pm    Post subject: Re: How can I torture my neighbor? Reply with quote

seoulsister wrote:
My neighbor comes home at dawn every day and 'gets busy', it's very very noisy and obnoxious and I have considered moving, but I've decided to move to plan b: force her out instead. She is torturing me, it's time to start torturing back! I have tried loud music, but I don't think it makes any difference - I can't hear her but I still can't sleep. What else can I do that will make her want to leave the building?


Well, if you're a screamer I'd imagine you could do the same at 7 a.m.
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seoulsister



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:36 pm    Post subject: Re: How can I torture my neighbor? Reply with quote

Find out when she sleeps and have noisier sex.
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normalcyispasse



Joined: 27 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"What's good for the goose," etc. Put on some raunchy-ass porn at a time when you know she'll be asleep and turn it up.

Bonus points if you know some Korean and can scream out dirty phrases yourself.


Alternatively, take a picture of her. Then get a PC mic and record her antics to your computer. Burn this to a CD, and tape it to her door inside an envelope with a copy of the photo.
Also tape copies of the CD/photo to the doors of all her neighbors, and make it available online and include the URL in the envelope so she knows that anyone can get an earful.


Honestly, though, maybe try talking to her first, eh? It doesn't even have to be in beautiful Korean. "매일, 5시, 시끄러운! 조용해주세요!" You can even have a Korean friend translate the phrase, "Do you have ferrets in your cooter?" for you.
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seoulsister



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="normalcyispasse"]"What's good for the goose," etc. Put on some raunchy-ass porn at a time when you know she'll be asleep and turn it up.

Bonus points if you know some Korean and can scream out dirty phrases yourself.


Alternatively, take a picture of her. Then get a PC mic and record her antics to your computer. Burn this to a CD, and tape it to her door inside an envelope with a copy of the photo.
Also tape copies of the CD/photo to the doors of all her neighbors, and make it available online and include the URL in the envelope so she knows that anyone can get an earful.



Now that's what I'm talking about. Thanks for your help, I'll start working on it....about 5am tomorrow. Wink
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billybrobby



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every time she gets going, slip out of your room, bang on her door, then slip back in. Wait and repeat.

Also, if she's Korean, I think talking about it to her would be a form a torture.
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Czarjorge



Joined: 01 May 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Up the ante and expose yourself.
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ED209



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make sure you get a copy to your landlord
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seoulsister



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ajgeddes



Joined: 28 Apr 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you go to work (this is when she is sleeping?), put a speaker up to her wall and play something incredibly annoying.
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The_Conservative



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait until she starts getting noisy and then just imitate her
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mindmetoo



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

People can't have sex in the morning? The solution, as I see it, is move to a detached home. Oh wait. Can't afford it? Hmmm so you have to make compromises in life?
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cbclark4



Joined: 20 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Water boarding as it is currently described involves strapping a person to
an inclined board, with their feet raised and their head lowered. The
interrogators bind the person's arms and legs so they can't move at all,
and then cover their face. In some descriptions, the person is gagged,
and some sort of cloth covers their nose and mouth; in others, their face
is wrapped in cellophane. The interrogator then repeatedly pours water
onto the person's face. Depending on the exact setup, the water may or
may not actually get into the person's mouth and nose; but the physical
experience of being underneath a wave of water seems to be secondary
to the psychological experience. The person's mind believes they are
drowning, and their gag reflex kicks in as if they were choking on all that
water falling on their face.
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