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[Travelingirl68]

Anyone see this? Do you relate to any of them?

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

[rubric]

Yeah I related to it about 4 weeks ago when a poster put it up. I was then able to relate to it again a couple of weeks ago when another poster put it up. Now I can relate to it again, thanks.

[bovinerebel]

Ha ha...great site . Here's an entry that relates to eslcafe .

# 11 : Asian girls .

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls/

Read the comments for a good laugh .

[crash bang]

after reading the first few, sounds more like "stuff HIPSTERS like"

waygooks oughtta be able to relate to that

[tomwaits]

So what do white people like? Fridge magnets? (I stole that joke.)

Computer has issues with links.

[Travelingirl68]

Sorry Rubrick, the search function wasn't working for me before I posted the link, another thing to add to the list would be, "White people hate to post redundant themes on internet forums"

The list definitely seems aimed at a certain group of white people in the US, but my colleagues and I thought this post was funny (mix of Americans and Canadians on staff).

# 75 Threatening to Move to Canada

Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada.

For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare �ok, that�s it, I�m moving to Canada.�

Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly similar to the one they live in now.

Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.

Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, �I�m moving to Canada,� you must immediately respond with �I have relatives in Canada.�

They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there.

But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research.

Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.

Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere

[crash bang]

non-dutch european white people threaten to move to new amsterdam

[Fresh Prince]

In Korea they say:

That's it...I'm moving to Japan