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xingyiman
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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 Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:44 pm Post subject: What's your absolute worst Korean dating experience? |
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RJjr
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Turning on a Lamp
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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Worst Date #2:
Sitting through the shitty Keanu Reeves movie, Matrix Reloaded, where he was flying around with a briefcase fighting 100 yuppie lookalikes. Then, going to the restroom during the movie and noticing a burning sensation when I urinated.
Worst Date #1:
Going to the STD clinic with her two or three days later, especially since I had spent a lot of money a month earlier, right before we started dating, on STD tests.
Honorable Mention:
When she wanted to have sex with me in the restroom of a children-themed restaurant while her two daughters played.
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xingyiman
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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| RJjr wrote: |
Worst Date #2:
Sitting through the shitty Keanu Reeves movie one Saturday, Matrix Reloaded, where he was flying around with a briefcase fighting 100 yuppie lookalikes. Then, going to the restroom during the movie and noticing a burning sensation when I urinated.
Worst Date #1:
Going to the STD clinic with her two or three days later, especially since I had spent a lot of money a month earlier, right before we started dating, on STD tests.
Honorable Mention:
When she wanted to have sex with me in the restroom of a children-themed restaurant while her two daughters played. |
Yikes, so was it an STD or just a UTI? |
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RJjr
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Turning on a Lamp
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Chlamydia |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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RJjr,
Did you get the clap from the girl in your avatar?
You could have done worse!  |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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| so you had sex without a condom? if so, why? |
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RJjr
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Turning on a Lamp
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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| The one I caught it from was actually so much hotter, but 35 with kids. I finally gave up the relationship after we had a pregnancy scare and I found myself on the verge of getting a vasectomy. |
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RJjr
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Turning on a Lamp
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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| blaseblasphemener wrote: |
| so you had sex without a condom? if so, why? |
I thought we were just hanging out as friends, so I didn't pack a rubber. We were at the mall and she wanted to watch a movie and asked me if we should watch it at the theater in the mall or at her house. I thought I was being overly optimistic by choosing her house, even though I was hoping it would go down the way it eventually did. We picked up a pizza and cola at Pizza Hut and stopped at Blockbuster and she rented Femme Fatale, a movie with Antonio Banderas and Rebecca Romaijn. We were sitting on the couch and about 15 minutes into the movie, she pulled her shirt off (just totally out of the blue) and we started making out. I didn't want to leave and buy a condom because I was worried she would change her mind by the time I got back. 
Exactly three weeks later, we watched a movie (Matrix Reloaded) at the mall and the symptoms started showing. 
On the bright side, after we went to the clinic and took our meds for a week or two, we knew we were totally disease-free. |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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1. Was on a date, things seemed to be going well, until she informed me that she was married.
2. Had a date where one girl kept getting calls from her sister, and had to leave early to meet her, but hoped to meet me again tomorrow. She went one way, I went the other. Five minutes later, I spied her across the street with a Korean guy, who had his arm around her waiting for a taxi. Curious, I walked over there and stood behind them. I opened the taxi door for them when they arrived, which caused her to shriek. The guy got in, totally oblivious, as I told her never to call me again.
3. Had a date with a girl who, after kissing, informed me that she had Hepititas. Ended up going to the doctor that same day and getting an expensive HBIG shot to kill it in my blood stream, followed by a series of immunity shots. Luckily, I'm clean and immune. Scary. |
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Chris Kwon
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Location: North Korea
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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Where you guys meeting all these milfs?  |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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Haven't had many HORRIBLE dates in South Korea. Went on a date with one guy who thought I'd just invite him up to my apartment, but that's happened back home.
The first date with my boyfriend was pretty bad. Heh heh. Funny thing is, he thought it went well. I can thank my shitty ex-boss for the second date. I had to go to Labor, which was 4 or 5 subway stops from his place. Since I was on his side of town anyhow, I asked him on the second date, not worrying about how that would "look" since I thought that would be the last date. That one went MUCH better than the first, and here we are. |
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cdninkorea
Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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| bassexpander wrote: |
| 2. Had a date where one girl kept getting calls from her sister, and had to leave early to meet her, but hoped to meet me again tomorrow. She went one way, I went the other. Five minutes later, I spied her across the street with a Korean guy, who had his arm around her waiting for a taxi. Curious, I walked over there and stood behind them. I opened the taxi door for them when they arrived, which caused her to shriek. The guy got in, totally oblivious, as I told her never to call me again. |
That's a good one!
My worst one in Korea:
I met this girl through Korean Friend Finder. I had only met one girl previously through KFF, and she and I ended up having a short but fun relationship- I'm just saying this to point out that KFF can work well.
This woman, a few years older than I, told me her entire sexual history within thirty minutes of us sitting down at a tea cafe in Jongno (it really was thirty minutes; I checked my watch, hardly believing what she was telling me and wanting to make a note of how fast it came spilling out.
Some highlights:
- she had a boyfriend who had to go on a military exercise for a long while, and they had an agreement that while they could have sex partners while they were apart, no boy/girlfriends.
- she had many sex partners, even after she eventually broke up with her boyfriend, and apparently had a very good time with them. She also had an abortion because one of these guys got her pregnant.
- she was done having animalistic fun though and now wanted to have a real boyfriend.
It went on like this through tea and over dinner. I didn't call her again. |
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Patrique
Joined: 04 Oct 2007
Location: Sajik-dong, Busan
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:03 am Post subject: |
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| bassexpander wrote: |
2. Had a date where one girl kept getting calls from her sister, and had to leave early to meet her, but hoped to meet me again tomorrow. She went one way, I went the other. Five minutes later, I spied her across the street with a Korean guy, who had his arm around her waiting for a taxi. Curious, I walked over there and stood behind them. I opened the taxi door for them when they arrived, which caused her to shriek. The guy got in, totally oblivious, as I told her never to call me again. |
Bravo! |
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Chris Kwon
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Location: North Korea
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:11 am Post subject: |
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Damn I thought some of the women back home were bad.........
A worst date home country edition would be a nice followup thread lol |
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RJjr
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Turning on a Lamp
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Chris Kwon wrote: |
| Where you guys meeting all these milfs? |
The one I was talking about I met in Nashville, USA. She was originally from Suwon. But as for Seoul... the language exchange websites are straight-up Milf City.
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