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idonojacs



Joined: 07 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:41 am    Post subject: Post only when plastered (here) Reply with quote

Two questions, not necessarily in search of an answer:

1) If you ate only pot sticker dumplings fried in sesame seed oil and soy sauce, how long could you live?

2) If you told your co-teacher what you really thought of Korea, would the school renew your contract?

For extra credit: Do foreign companies send only their reject junk products here because they know the local boobs won't know the difference? Most of the Western food and products sold in Korea seem to be second rate, rancid junk. Mark it up 400-2,000 percent, and those Koreans will think the stuff you couldn't give away back home is a luxury item.


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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They would renew my contract, if they would overlook my lack of discretion in answering the standard idiotic questons asked by Koreans:


1) How old are you

2) Do you like Korean food

3) Are you married?
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pidgin



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Post only when plastered (here)




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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pidgin wrote:
no


yes
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kimchi_pizza



Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Post only when plastered (here) Reply with quote

idonojacs wrote:
Two questions, not necessarily in search of an answer:

1) If you ate only pot sticker dumplings fried in sesame seed oil and soy sauce, how long could you live?

2) If you told your co-teacher what you really thought of Korea, would the school renew your contract?

For extra credit: Do foreign companies send only their reject junk products here because they know the local boobs won't know the difference? Most of the Western food and products sold in Korea seem to be second rate, rancid junk. Mark it up 400-2,000 percent, and those Koreans will think the stuff you couldn't give away back home is a luxury item.


If I were to post and answer the questions when sober, would I be labled a troll? Nothing's worse than a sober troll, drunk'n trolls are better.
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