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nicholas_chiasson
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok
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 Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:29 am Post subject: Best question of all time |
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So, we're all used to those Korean questions
Are you married?
Are you american?
Can you eat kimchi?
-But sometimes Koreans go way off the deep end. So share your crazy inane (I don't mean 4 seasons stuff either) Korean questions that are so rude, so crazy, or just make you go WTF 
-My newest one is
"Do you hit women when you are drunk?" asked by a 45 year old korean female english teacher at a school dinner. I'm glad I could say no, but I wished I had said yes just to see the reaction... |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:02 am Post subject: Re: Best question of all time |
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| nicholas_chiasson wrote: |
"Do you hit women when you are drunk?" asked by a 45 year old korean female english teacher at a school dinner. I'm glad I could say no, but I wished I had said yes just to see the reaction... |
Or downed your soju and given her a smack.
I sometimes get those odd taxi drivers who start with the boring questions "Where are from?" "Are you married?" "Do you like Korean women?" then it goes all Borat, "You like sex?" "You have sex with Korean women?". At which point I ask if they have a daughter or if their wife is busy. |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:04 am Post subject: |
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| My principal asked me if I sleep with my boyfriend. |
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nicholas_chiasson
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:07 am Post subject: |
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I wonder what answer he wanted
If yes-he can ask questions about your bf's gochu
If no-he can ask if you need some lovin korean style
either way he wins! |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:14 am Post subject: |
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| Why do you like spicy food? |
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CentralCali
Joined: 17 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:16 am Post subject: |
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{This conversation was conducted entirely in Korean.}
Taxi Driver: You know, it's just not possible for you foreigners to speak Korean understandably.
Me: Let's try this, then: Pull over. The ride's over and you just lost a cross-town fare. |
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CentralCali
Joined: 17 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:17 am Post subject: |
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| Atavistic wrote: |
| My principal asked me if I sleep with my boyfriend. |
Should've reminded him that one outfit in Korea got a huge fine last year for sexual harassment. |
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Draz
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:19 am Post subject: |
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| How much money did you spend on plastic surgery? (Note: not "have you had plastic surgery?") |
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nicholas_chiasson
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:21 am Post subject: |
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My friend and his co-teacher
CT"Do you have a korean girlfriend"
"No"
CT"Do you want one?"
"Sure"
CT"So why don't you have one?"
"Its not like there is a store or something."
CT"In Korea anyone who wants a Korean Girlfriend makes one."
Friend "Uh there aren't any single women my age in the whole AREA!
CT" You are too picky."
-Wonder what kind of standards these guys have... |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:59 am Post subject: |
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Me: "So Mr. Lee, do you think that you could outline for me precisely what my exact duties and responsibilities will be as the schools new English Conversation teacher?"
Mr. Lee: "Yes. Speaky slowly. Makey interesting" |
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Billy Pilgrim
Joined: 08 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:10 am Post subject: |
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| CentralCali wrote: |
{This conversation was conducted entirely in Korean.}
Taxi Driver: You know, it's just not possible for you foreigners to speak Korean understandably.
Me: Let's try this, then: Pull over. The ride's over and you just lost a cross-town fare. |
Good job!  |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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| CentralCali wrote: |
| Atavistic wrote: |
| My principal asked me if I sleep with my boyfriend. |
Should've reminded him that one outfit in Korea got a huge fine last year for sexual harassment. |
It was a her. |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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| nicholas_chiasson wrote: |
I wonder what answer he wanted
If yes-he can ask questions about your bf's gochu
If no-he can ask if you need some lovin korean style
either way he wins! |
It was a woman. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| CentralCali wrote: |
{This conversation was conducted entirely in Korean.}
Taxi Driver: You know, it's just not possible for you foreigners to speak Korean understandably.
Me: Let's try this, then: Pull over. The ride's over and you just lost a cross-town fare. |
That's not a question. |
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CentralCali
Joined: 17 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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Change the "You know" to "Did you know" and all's well.  |
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