stevemcgarrett
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 Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:10 am Post subject: "THE FARCE BE WITH U" BILL TELLS PARTY TO BACK OFF |
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Senator Obama was gracious enough to stay out of the row over the growing chorus of calls from the Democratic Party elders for Hillary to bow out now. Only a cynic and die-hard Hillary backer would believe his gesture was anything other than magnanimous. Of course, those of us who admire Obama's character weren't taken by surprise; we'd only have been so if the roles were reversed and Hillary was in the driver's seat.
No, it isn't surprising and neither is this incredible claim in the wake of this incident by none other than the former President and would-be First Lady-in-Waiting:
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| "We just need to relax and let this happen. Nobody's talking about wrecking the party," the former president said. "Everywhere I go, all these working people say: 'Don't you dare let her drop out. Don't listen to those people in Washington, they don't represent us."... |
Uh, question for ya, Billy-Bob. When exactly did YOU and YOUR WIFE become Washington outsiders, huh? And if you use the word "dare" while pointing your finger one more time, I'm going to puke.
And then this gem:
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| "There's no better way to tell Hillary that you support her staying in than to make a contribution to her campaign," he wrote.... |
Now this is more your speed, Slick Willy.
Oh, but wait, there's more:
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| ...At stops throughout the day, Clinton raised the question of whether she should leave the race � eliciting loud jeers from supporters... |
Unbeknownst to her, they were jeering her latest statement in pants suits. As Doonesbury said, "Just one more request before I die," choking on cereal beneath the breakfast table. "What's that?" a friend asked. "Carry on my fight against leisure suits."
Now, altogether in your best Bronx accent, "Ack, pants suits, leisure suits, schmoots, who caazz?" And remember: Hillary's not a New Yawker, she's just one of the guys--er--gals.
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| Campaigning in Pennsylvania, her husband, Bill Clinton, said party insiders looking to resolve the contest should step back and allow the process to move forward. |
Translation: Stop raining on my wife's parade.
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| I think this election, particularly here in Indiana, is about jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs," the former first lady said... |
Once again, Hillary proves that if you tell the Big Lie often enough, people will believe you. No, the elections about powa, powa, powa.
And then yet another gem:
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| "We are now deeply in debt. We owe money to everybody, not just to China but to Mexico and practically any other country you can think of. We are $9 trillion in debt," she said. |
Now, waidda minute dare lady, didn't yourse husband push for NAFTA?
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Obama, who is on a six-day bus tour through Pennsylvania, toured a factory that makes the wires that eventually become Slinky toys. He played with a Slinky through the visit.
"You know, this here Slinky toy reminds me of the Clinton campaign," Obama quipped. |
Naw, actually he didn't say that, but I'll bet he was thinking it. I just made that little quote up to see if you're awake.
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| "I have a very high opinion of both of them," Edwards said of Obama and Clinton at the Young Democrats of North Carolina convention. "We would be blessed as a nation to have either one of them as president." |
Now that's being magnanimous, especially coming from a former class action lawsuit lawyer!
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At the same event, Chelsea Clinton said her travels have opened her eyes to sex
ism.
"I didn't really get how much sexism there still was in our country until I was at a rally with my mom in New Hampshire, and someone came up to me and said, 'I just can't see a woman being commander in chief,'" the former first daughter said. |
Yep, Chelsea honey, the only reason them other Dems is voting for Obama is cuz he's not a woman. Couldn't possiblly be that most think Obama's a dam-n sight better choice.
Really, someone ought to write a book about the farce that is the Clinton camp.
Anyone else have some juicy tidbits to share? |
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