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billybrobby

Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:01 am Post subject: Using Sparkling Korea/Dynamic/Hub of Asia sarcastically |
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Can we put this to rest? It's a bit tired. Yeah, we get it, Korea doesn't live up to the absurd phrases chosen by its government bureaucrats. Shocking. It deserved to be mocked at first, but we need to direct all the rapier wit on here at new targets. |
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Ilsanman

Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Bucheon, Korea
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:05 am Post subject: |
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Why not just ask us to stop breathing? It's what we are, it's what we do. |
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Newbie

Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:07 am Post subject: |
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No way. They'll never live down those atrocities. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:30 am Post subject: |
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So where the hell are you?
Korea > Australia |
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Ginormousaurus

Joined: 27 Jul 2006 Location: 700 Ft. Pulpit
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:35 am Post subject: |
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I agree. And while we're at it, how about laying off the "Korea has 4 seasons" jokes. |
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SuperHero

Joined: 10 Dec 2003 Location: Superhero Hideout
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:39 am Post subject: Re: Using Sparkling Korea/Dynamic/Hub of Asia sarcastically |
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billybrobby wrote: |
Can we put this to rest? It's a bit tired. Yeah, we get it, Korea doesn't live up to the absurd phrases chosen by its government bureaucrats. Shocking. It deserved to be mocked at first, but we need to direct all the rapier wit on here at new targets. |
What? Are you now the hubcap of appropriateness when it comes to mocking? |
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ttompatz

Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Location: Kwangju, South Korea
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:39 am Post subject: |
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Ginormousaurus wrote: |
I agree. And while we're at it, how about laying off the "Korea has 4 seasons" jokes. |
Too true.
Everyone knows that Korea has 5 seasons: winter, yellow dust, spring, summer and fall. |
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NightSky
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:40 am Post subject: |
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I agree it's getting boring. |
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Smee

Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Location: Jeollanam-do
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Newbie wrote: |
No way. They'll never live down those atrocities. |
I agree with this. I'm the first guy in line with a "beacon of democracy and light of the world" crack when some American rapper shoots up a club or some white guy kills some college kids. And I'm also there with a "Korea Sparkling" when a middle school girl is raped by 800 men. They brought it upon themselves, after all. |
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Funkdafied

Joined: 04 Nov 2007 Location: In Da House
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:51 am Post subject: |
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Still telling people what to do I see. The arrogance is quite breathtaking. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:54 am Post subject: |
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Everyone knows that Korea has 5 seasons: winter, yellow dust, spring, summer and fall. |
Nit picking here. Yellow dust is just an annoyance. The 5th season is Rainy Season. And YES, it is a season that is distinctly different than the one that comes before and the one that comes after. |
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IncognitoHFX

Joined: 06 May 2007 Location: Yeongtong, Suwon
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:25 am Post subject: Re: Using Sparkling Korea/Dynamic/Hub of Asia sarcastically |
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billybrobby wrote: |
Can we put this to rest? It's a bit tired. Yeah, we get it, Korea doesn't live up to the absurd phrases chosen by its government bureaucrats. Shocking. It deserved to be mocked at first, but we need to direct all the rapier wit on here at new targets. |
Billyrobby, hub of quit-telling-us-what-we-can-and-can't-do!
Sparkle, sparkle. |
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articulate_ink

Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Location: Left Korea in 2008. Hong Kong now.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:35 am Post subject: |
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Sorry, nope, not gonna stop. I really like Third World Sparkling. And someone here has Korea Staring under his avatar, which is brilliant.
The four seasons jokes are also fun. My own take on that is as follows: Winter, Dust, Humidity, Mosquitoes.
If you don't like them, you're not obliged to read them. |
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cheeseface
Joined: 13 Jan 2008 Location: Ssyangnyeon Shi
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:47 am Post subject: |
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Live by the sparkling.........
Die by the sparkling.........
If you set such high standards expect be to put in your place.
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flakfizer

Joined: 12 Nov 2004 Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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Don't let it bother you BB. It won't be long before another slogan is trotted out. |
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