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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: The 'deed' usually takes between 3 to 13 minutes to do...... |
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http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/04/02/sex.survey.ap/index.html
According to this article, most men only last between 3 to 13 minutes during intercourse.......
What I find funny is that for the survey, the women participating were using stopwatches to time how long their partner lasts during the deed.
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Reminds me of a Dave Chappelle show episode where he advertised a device called "The Wrap it up" machine..........hehehehe...................
"5......oohhhh..........4.........oooohhhhhh...........3..........uhhhh.......2....ooohh- ohhhh.........1........................OOOOHHHHHH!!!!.......ok, thats a wrap!!!......"
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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The way it's worded, I assume that doesn't include foreplay. Personally more than 13 minutes and I'd probably start to get bored. |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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I wonder how long it's going to be before someone claims at least an hour every time?
Yeah, I think Id get bored after that long too. |
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JAWINSEOUL
Joined: 19 Nov 2005
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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Damn I need one more minute.  |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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poet13 wrote: |
I wonder how long it's going to be before someone claims at least an hour every time?
Yeah, I think Id get bored after that long too. |
Not when a good movie is on. I also let my girl watch the Korean comedy shows she so enjoys. The muscles that contract during a laugh are worth the horrible humor endured. |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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"I also let my girl watch the Korean comedy shows she so enjoys. "
...she so...or so she?  |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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If you really want to hang I suggest my little friend, whisky. Assuming, after imbibing a large amount of said brown devil liquor, if you can actually get it up, you can go forever, or until you've lost interest. |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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I love good whiskey, but too much of it, and I forget the little guy is even there.... |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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13 minutes, that's fine: If before that....
"gimme 15 minutes and we're ready to roll again.................................................................please" |
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pkang0202

Joined: 09 Mar 2007
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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If you are straight pounding away at full speed then I can see how they can get the 3min-13min figure. |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:01 am Post subject: |
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poet13 wrote: |
"I also let my girl watch the Korean comedy shows she so enjoys. "
...she so...or so she?  |
Nice-uh! |
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nicholas_chiasson

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:02 am Post subject: |
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It takes longer if she's dead. Just me though, might make some guys finish faster. |
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NAVFC
Joined: 10 May 2006
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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Czarjorge wrote: |
If you really want to hang I suggest my little friend, whisky. Assuming, after imbibing a large amount of said brown devil liquor, if you can actually get it up, you can go forever, or until you've lost interest. |
Yes but you will not be as hard or firm, because the whole process of "getting it up" is doine by capillaries in your Taepo-dong filling with blood. Alcohol thins your blood. So even if you can rise, it wont be all the way and you might notsatisfy her as such. |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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Smee

Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Location: Jeollanam-do
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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3 to 13 minutes? They're slow. Must be out of shape. |
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