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The 'deed' usually takes between 3 to 13 minutes to do......
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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:25 pm    Post subject: The 'deed' usually takes between 3 to 13 minutes to do...... Reply with quote

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/04/02/sex.survey.ap/index.html

According to this article, most men only last between 3 to 13 minutes during intercourse.......
What I find funny is that for the survey, the women participating were using stopwatches to time how long their partner lasts during the deed.


Confused .........

Reminds me of a Dave Chappelle show episode where he advertised a device called "The Wrap it up" machine..........hehehehe...................

"5......oohhhh..........4.........oooohhhhhh...........3..........uhhhh.......2....ooohh- ohhhh.........1........................OOOOHHHHHH!!!!.......ok, thats a wrap!!!......"

priceless Very Happy
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The way it's worded, I assume that doesn't include foreplay. Personally more than 13 minutes and I'd probably start to get bored.
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder how long it's going to be before someone claims at least an hour every time?

Yeah, I think Id get bored after that long too.
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JAWINSEOUL



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn I need one more minute. Embarassed
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

poet13 wrote:
I wonder how long it's going to be before someone claims at least an hour every time?

Yeah, I think Id get bored after that long too.


Not when a good movie is on. I also let my girl watch the Korean comedy shows she so enjoys. The muscles that contract during a laugh are worth the horrible humor endured.
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I also let my girl watch the Korean comedy shows she so enjoys. "

...she so...or so she? Laughing
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Czarjorge



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you really want to hang I suggest my little friend, whisky. Assuming, after imbibing a large amount of said brown devil liquor, if you can actually get it up, you can go forever, or until you've lost interest.
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poet13



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love good whiskey, but too much of it, and I forget the little guy is even there....
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Dome Vans
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

13 minutes, that's fine: If before that....

"gimme 15 minutes and we're ready to roll again.................................................................please"
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pkang0202



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you are straight pounding away at full speed then I can see how they can get the 3min-13min figure.
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

poet13 wrote:
"I also let my girl watch the Korean comedy shows she so enjoys. "

...she so...or so she? Laughing


Nice-uh!
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nicholas_chiasson



Joined: 14 Jun 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It takes longer if she's dead. Just me though, might make some guys finish faster.
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NAVFC



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Czarjorge wrote:
If you really want to hang I suggest my little friend, whisky. Assuming, after imbibing a large amount of said brown devil liquor, if you can actually get it up, you can go forever, or until you've lost interest.


Yes but you will not be as hard or firm, because the whole process of "getting it up" is doine by capillaries in your Taepo-dong filling with blood. Alcohol thins your blood. So even if you can rise, it wont be all the way and you might notsatisfy her as such.
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I can't get it up, I look for help from this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=greCg3uMHSE
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Smee



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 to 13 minutes? They're slow. Must be out of shape.
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