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bovinerebel
Joined: 27 Feb 2008
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 Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:01 am Post subject: Jim Jul Bang (or how to stop fearing the bomb). |
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I'm not Richard Leakey or anything , but I reckon that anthropologically speaking there are some form of etiquette that transcend all cultures.
Specifically I'm talking about the etiquette that one ought to really ask before they fellate someone , or at the very least , wait until they are awake.
The two Korean men sleeping next to me at the Jim Jul bang did not necessarily prescribe to the same view .
I'm not making this up. This is what I woke up to this morning.
I was far too hungover (still drunk really) to make any big scenes . I just pushed them away stood up and stumbled around trying to get my bearings. It was my first time sleeping in one of these places and will certainly be my last. I'm not homophobic or anything it's just for me when it comes to being raped , less is more .
Anyway after you wake up to find some strange mens mouths on your *beep* the last thing you want to be surrounded with is naked men everywhere . I quickly found out the worst place in the entire world to be ,should one not be interested in being surrouned by naked men , is a Jim jul bang. I was not in possesion of a great deal of respect for my fellow man to start with , but I've kind of taken it to the "endorse" genocide level today . Be careful kids .
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Css
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Location: South of the river
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:06 am Post subject: |
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pfft you big gayer..you know you pretended to be asleep for an extra 5 mins...
seriously tho..thats scary. |
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bovinerebel
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:08 am Post subject: |
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pfft you big gayer..you know you pretended to be asleep for an extra 5 mins...
seriously tho..thats scary. |
Oh....and this all happened in a room full of about 50 other people . |
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Css
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Location: South of the river
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:11 am Post subject: |
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pfft you big gayer..you know you pretended to be asleep for an extra 5 mins...
seriously tho..thats scary. |
Oh....and this all happened in a room full of about 50 other people . |
were they awake? the other people? was it like a pay per view show?
did the guy at least know how to do it well?
did you say anything? a muttered thanks? why didnt you call the police? |
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bovinerebel
Joined: 27 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:15 am Post subject: |
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were they awake? the other people? was it like a pay per view show?
did the guy at least know how to do it well?
did you say anything? a muttered thanks? why didnt you call the police? |
Ha ha . I'm way ahead of you on trying to see the funny side. Interesting how society deals with it when this happens to a man. If I was a woman I'd be on Oprah already with a book deal .
I don't know man. It was all a little hazy and traumatic . I had no idea where I was , where my clothes were , where my wallet/phone etc was . I just wanted out of there .
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Css
Joined: 27 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:17 am Post subject: |
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were they awake? the other people? was it like a pay per view show?
did the guy at least know how to do it well?
did you say anything? a muttered thanks? why didnt you call the police? |
I don't know man. It was all a little hazy and traumatic . I had no idea where I was , where my clothes where , where my wallet/phone etc was . I just wanted out of there . |
Were you sleeping naked? Do you have your phone and wallet now? Are you ok now? |
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Css
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:18 am Post subject: |
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and are you sure they were dudes? not skinny girls?
cos thats like a regular dream i have |
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bovinerebel
Joined: 27 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:20 am Post subject: |
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| Were you sleeping naked? Do you have your phone and wallet now? Are you ok now? |
Yeah , found it all . Not naked just in the jim jul bang clothes . I'm fine man....I went to boarding school ....fending off the affections of men is something I'm pretty used to. Can't help but feel a bit creeped out by the whole jim jul bang thing . Seriously man...that whole deal is seriously dodgy . What's wrong with you people that go there ?
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Css
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:23 am Post subject: |
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'you people'? you went bro...you went..
i dont go...mainly cos i dont feel comfortable sleeping amongst so many strangers..although i might have to start going now..if theres a chance of some sucky sucky |
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bovinerebel
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:23 am Post subject: |
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and are you sure they were dudes? not skinny girls?
cos thats like a regular dream i have |
If I think about it i'll probably have to admit to myself that for about a split seconds waking up drunk in dark I probably thought it was a girl and enjoyed it . For that reason I'm really trying very hard to not think about it .
Man...I'm becomming a hermit . I'm done with people . |
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bovinerebel
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:24 am Post subject: |
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'you people'? you went bro...you went..
i dont go...mainly cos i dont feel comfortable sleeping amongst so many strangers..although i might have to start going now..if theres a chance of some sucky sucky |
I was too drunk to know any better . I don't remember how I got there . Ultimately I must blame jaegermeister . |
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nicholas_chiasson
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| I for one don't go where the naked people are. Always pay your 30,000 won for the Love Motel, or hit the PC bang and pass out in a chair. If you try you can get a yeogweon for 25,000 some cities. Just say no to nude sleep surrounded by MEN! |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:54 am Post subject: |
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The biggest step here is that bovinerebel is getting more accustomed to leaving less space between periods and commas.
But be careful, bovinerebel, once you get all touchy-feely with puncuation, the homos are sure to come knocking at your door.
Be careful ,
Bo vine reb el |
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Bramble
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: National treasures need homes
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:36 am Post subject: |
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The biggest step here is that bovinerebel is getting more accustomed to leaving less space between periods and commas.
But be careful, bovinerebel, once you get all touchy-feely with puncuation, the homos are sure to come knocking at your door.
Be careful ,
Bo vine reb el |
Wasn't there another poster at Dave's who used to do that? |
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bovinerebel
Joined: 27 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:11 am Post subject: |
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The biggest step here is that bovinerebel is getting more accustomed to leaving less space between periods and commas.
But be careful, bovinerebel, once you get all touchy-feely with puncuation, the homos are sure to come knocking at your door.
Be careful ,
Bo vine reb el |
What are you on about you plonker ?
I can tell you have no friends. You're loathsome and annoying , but not in an interesting way.
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