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agentX
Joined: 12 Oct 2007
Location: Jeolla province
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 Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:44 am Post subject: AOL.com presents: 5 things you should NEVER say to a woman. |
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http://body.aol.com/healthy-living/relationships/men-understanding-women
Here's a list of the 5, since they never taught this stuff in Sex Ed.
Why do they call it Sex Ed if they don't teach you how to have sex?!
DO you know how long it took me to learn how to do "THE TORNADO"?!
*beep* it, here's the list
1. Relax
2. I love you (during a fight)
3. It's up to you. Or whatever.
4. You knew I was this way when you married me.
5. (nothing)
3 things to say to get you out of trouble.
1. Just tell me everything
2. You are just beatiful
3. It's all my fault. Sorry. |
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oskinny1
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Location: Right behind you!
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:40 am Post subject: Re: AOL.com presents: 5 things you should NEVER say to a wom |
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| agentX wrote: |
2. You are just beatiful
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I've met a lot of girls that I would have liked to make beatiful.
But I am a gentleman. |
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Young FRANKenstein
Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:49 am Post subject: Re: AOL.com presents: 5 things you should NEVER say to a wom |
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| agentX wrote: |
3 things to say to get you out of trouble.
3. It's all my fault. Sorry. |
THREE things to say? That last one is the only one you'll need. Course, if you want to *beep* with them a bit, you can always take the tack of agreeing with what they say when they're yelling at you. It takes them off their game.
Her: You are such an asshole!
You: I know! I AM an asshole!
Her: Don't be such a dick!
You: Why do I do that? You're right. I'm such a dick!
Her: ...uh, right... uh... I win? |
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