Korean Job Discussion Forums

[JCISML]

Do you know any jokes in Korean?
there seem to be many jokes in English about korean,
but I'm looking for the ones in Korean language

[mnhnhyouh]

One Korean co-teacher said that she had never seen a naked foreigner, I told her that one of the Canadian teachers wanted to go to a sauna. She ran over to her and said that she would take her.

I yelled out across the teachers room 보지안습니다.

One of the other foreign teachers heard "dont look".

Another heard something rude.

But the Korean teacher, who also at the time taught me Korean, heard both, and ran across the room and punched me in the shoulder

But I too would like to learn some more formal jokes

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[JustJohn]

Great. One of my students came by and read the screen as I was opening this thread. They most likely read the korean line, ignoring everything else and are spreading it around the school at this very moment.

[mnhnhyouh]

All it says is Dont look. In a formal way. Without the context they wont have anything to spread.......

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[samd]

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[samd]

Is there a pun in there somewhere?

Or is it just a bad joke?

A friend of mine claimed to have made up this joke in Korean:

What do you get if you combine a sheep with a horse?

Socks.

Edit: I posted in response to Justin Hale's mad cow disease joke, but that post has now mysteriously disappeared.

[semphoon]

[JustJohn]

[mindmetoo]

I only know one that's an english/korean pun:

What did the momma turkey say to the baby turkey?

"Gobble jima!"

(The joke here is globbe jima sounds like the korean for "behave!" or "don't do that!")

[out of context]

[HapKi]

What's the name of a boy who writes newspaper stories about the ocean?

해리포터

[mnhnhyouh]

[JustJohn]

Could you explain the ones with lots of korean so that those of us whose korean isn't that good can understand?

[Underwaterbob]

A friend of mine told me this one: Why is Korean toilet paper so big? Because it's huge (휴지).

[Young FRANKenstein]