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[nicholas_chiasson]

I will not link to the profiles--I am a gentleman. I understand English is not your first language, but you're trying to meet "foreign guys" right
Ok let's start

"I am looking for good fren who have...right mind"
Ah so no crazy dudes need apply. Thanks for telling me you discriminate against the mentally ill.

"I'm good person"
That is it. All I know is she is a good person, with no photo. Well might as well believe her right?

"Hi I'm girl living in Korea."
Well gender is very important, once again this is all the information she provides.

"Special"
Oh so you ride the little bus? Or some other kind of special?

"Im pretty girl" no picture
I look like Brad Pitt myself.

"After tripping Europe"
Man I wish I had tripped Europe. You and the Niel Patrick Harris Character from Harold and Kumar!

"I can not English"
Oh but can you tango?

"um...and...I like drink so much"
Say it with a valley girl accent and it is so funny

"I like mexican German Korean Japanese French Food"
Somebody took fusion cooking a little tooooooooo far!

AM A GIRL WHO LIKES TO HAVE FUN IN A SUBTLE WAY,I LOVE TO READ ,,AND LOVE THE SLOW JAMS,DANCE ,WATCH MOVIES ,I LOVE MOST THINGS,HIKING BUT OF ALL I LIKE PARKS AT LEAST THE REALLY QUIET ONES

Ahhhhhh what is SUBTLE ABOUT ALL CAPS AND NEED A PERIOD WOMAN !

"hi" no picture
well wouldn't want to tire out our fingers now would we.

"And I also think the most important thing to make joyful festival is making good friends to amuse ourserlves with"
And cast them aside as playthings when you're done?! B**tch.

"I am nurse, I want boyfriend"
Some weird fetish ESL teacher is on that as we speak.

AND FOR THE PIECE DE L' RESISTANCE!
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Yes, she filled in neither her personal information box, nor "seeking" but did post a picture of HER EYES! Talk about TMI!

[Temporary]

You are really bored aren't you.

The stix must be the suck.

[DrunkenMaster]

That was priceless. Loved it.

Looking for sincere, warm-hearted man full of kind. ~^^~

[arpeggi]

link your profile here.. let's see how that works out.

[spliff]

[caniff]

[crusher_of_heads]

Spliff is a self loathing bigot.

[nicholas_chiasson]

[nicholas_chiasson]

bored again...time for more fun with my account

"Seeking:People would say I look introspective in the first image. But I am active and also keep a wide human relationship."
-Does anyone know what the above even means? I've heard of open relationships, but WIDE?

"Hi....^^ I'm... a sentimentality, thoughtful consideration & curious lady. I like driving a car(speed, thrill), eating a delicious meal, doing sports especially, swimming, climbing a mountain, cinema & nature. I have a husky voice, a sound body. I wanna go world traveling. here & there...^^"
-I don't know why but I find the body and voice thing, oh, intriguing. But I'm an asthmatic and I don't like thoughful considerations.

"I am quiet but active. I like black music"
-WHAT IS BLACK MUSIC?!

"I'm sweet,cute and nice girl. I like to go to movie,get cup of coffee,chat mith my friend,sing a song well. I would like to share spacial things with nice person."
-I prefer to share interdemensional spacial things myself...nudge.

"Good morning Good afternon. good evening good night"
-Hmmm if it was JUST good night maybe.
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Does it ever disturb anyone how identical these things are? On another note, I have not been doing to well with koreancupid. Funny thing is one of the teachers at my school begged me to sign up or skype so that I can "talk to some girls and stop badgering the female teachers!" haha. I wished I had known HOW small Gangwon-do can be.

[reconhottie]

That was awesome, thank you.

[traveler81]

that just made my entire evening. frickin' hilarious.

[billybrobby]

This thread is kinda mean-spirited. I'd be quicker to mock somebody who actually put serious thought into their dating site profile.

[ryouga013]