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gmlkoreanna
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:36 pm Post subject: Australia's General Cosgrove |
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THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!" General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.GENERAL COSGROVE:Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent. |
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Darkness
Joined: 12 Oct 2006
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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haha....reminds me of Chappelle talking about girls who dress like hookers, but aren't hookers, and compares it to dressing like a cop.
...I tried to find the youtube of it, but no luck... |
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Darkness
Joined: 12 Oct 2006
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Lekker

Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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That was pretty funny. |
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GoldMember
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:15 am Post subject: |
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Probably one of those, carpet munchin, no makeup wearin, sensible shoe wearin, lefty skanks.
Good on ya Cosgrove, pity he can't use her for target practice! |
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mnhnhyouh

Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Location: The Middle Kingdom
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:05 am Post subject: |
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Cosgrove, when asked what he thought Anthony Mundine saying that the U.S. deserved what happened on September 11, said that he was fighting for Mundine's right to say such things.
Lots to like about Cosgrove.
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