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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject: Would You Survive a Zombie Outbreak? |
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According to all the "standards" I wouldn't.
I'm an out of shape fattie without any weapons training.
Yet, I am incredibly effective when incensed. Pissed off me is a sight to be seen. I would favor a hand weapon, preferably blunt.
Crowbar.
Lead pipe.
Random piece of material.
My initial reaction is to go for the head. Or throat. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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Go for the teeth. What's a toothless zombie going to do? Gum you death? |
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bovinerebel
Joined: 27 Feb 2008
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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I can hardly tell the difference between zombies and most human beings as it is . If not for the rotting flesh I'd stand no chance . |
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Froggy Parker
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
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Underwaterbob

Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Location: In Cognito
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 6:46 am Post subject: |
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I got a 66% survival chance. I give the test -30% for bad grammar, a sign of low intelligence/less chance to survive themselves/no knowing what they are talking about.
Therefore I give myself a 96% chance of surviving. I'm ruthless when required, know how to shoot/swing a bludgeon and in pretty decent shape. |
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Privateer
Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Location: Easy Street.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:28 am Post subject: |
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Your Score: Zombie Hunter
You scored 73% Survival Rating!
Strong, and an excellent asset to any group of survivors. Find someone with more experience to join up with and the fruit of your loins are all but be guaranteed a future.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 95% on Survival Rating |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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I don't trust that test. The will to survive can't be quantified. |
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i_teach_esl

Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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i_teach_esl

Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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froggy would be the first one i trip, b/c of the goddamned rolling rick link. jerk. |
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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according to this test I have a 62% survival chance |
I scored 50% |
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Benicio
Joined: 25 May 2006 Location: Down South- where it's hot & wet
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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I've finally been rickrolled!
Froggy you f***er! |
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Tarmangani

Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Location: the Calm
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:21 am Post subject: |
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63% What the hell? My house looks a lot like Will Smith's in I am legend, so I'm not going to put much faith in this test. |
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postfundie

Joined: 28 May 2004
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:50 am Post subject: |
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I got 50 puhcentah ..what the heck... there needs to be explanations for the answers..or good explanations at least |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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Really, you think that test is a good indication?
Screw the test, it is complete nonsense.
Would you survive? How would you survive? |
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Pluto
Joined: 19 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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62% chance to survive.
Better start training, or should I drink more whiskey... tough decisions  |
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