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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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 Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:24 am Post subject: American Cows Being Fed Korean Babies |
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Zing!
http://yangpa.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/american-cows-being-fed-korean-babies/
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American Cows Being Fed Korean Babies
In a shocking development in the ongoing saga surrounding the Mad Mad American Cow issue, a new expose by an underground OhMy News reporter has unearthed proof that American cows are being fed Korean babies. The babies are apparently either adopted by beef producers posing as childless American couples, or bought at North Korean baby markets. And to make matters even worse, the Americans apparently refuse to feed their own cows any babies over 30-months old.
According to an unnamed scientist, American beef producers have chosen Korean babies to counteract the possible spread of Mad Cow disease among American cattle. �Our babies have huge heads and brains. If an American cow eats our Korean baby brains, it is sure to recover quickly from its madness,� said the scientist, who claims to have witnessed the feeding process first hand in Montana. According to the scientist, the process includes a ritual where the baby is placed on a hamburger bun and paraded around a public park. Then the baby is spirited away to a local feed lot and turned into a powerful medicinal dietary supplement.
Within two hours of the report, over 10,000 screaming teenagers descended on downtown Seoul crying and chanting in unison, �Korean Babies are Number One, American cows are not much fun!� and �Save our Baby Brains!� Opposition political leaders, joined by North Korea�s KCNA, have demanded in a written petition, that America , �Stop once and for all its cynical and self-righteous use of our superior brains for American agricultural imperialism.� |
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DongtanTony
Joined: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Bundang
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:28 am Post subject: |
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Man...if this post gets in the wrong hands...
Funny stuff though!!  |
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Yesterday
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Land of the Morning DongChim (Kancho)
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:09 am Post subject: |
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this site usually has funny stories -
but only one new story is added per month...
wish they would post more - more frequently... |
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weatherman
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:26 am Post subject: |
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Well it is readable, but not all that funny. But the last line does try to be witty.
Last edited by weatherman on Thu May 29, 2008 5:49 am; edited 1 time in total |
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R-Seoul
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:28 am Post subject: |
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| Jeez the Yangpa has gone downhill of late. Doesn't billybrobby write the articles anymore? |
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moosehead
Joined: 05 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:41 am Post subject: |
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am wondering why they imply it's so difficult to adopt K children tho because it's not; way too many K babies are up for adoption every year.  |
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Smee
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:47 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah, that's the "original" yangpa. I remember seeing it when it first came out a couple of years ago. Doesn't look like the quality has risen above the level of a high school paper. But the "new" Yangpa was great, although it now is no longer updated. |
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